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MATCH PREVIEW AND TEAM SELECTION - ROUND 23

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If Kirby arrives as a danger player but can be put off his game then swing Bernie on to him.

If the shearer gets reported, many posters won't mind and this will free up a spot for JV if he is suspended.

Re West Coast v Crows : WTF, won't affect us if we win and the Eagles won't anyway.

Don't be alarmed....

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    Just now, Cards13 said:

    Surprising number of collared things at the Salvos Praha.

    Just realised there was a typo in my post, but "Collingwoof" is accurate. 

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    11 minutes ago, praha said:

    Are Collingwoof supporters allowed in MCC? Do any of them own collared clothing?

    Only those good at "snowdropping".

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    I'm super excited but my Collingwood supporter husband has a bad case of the man flu and will not be accompanying me tomorrow.

    I pondered whether I should stay home and play Florence Nightingale for a brief moment but then quickly changed my mind. I'll be there tomorrow and I will dose my husband up on drugs before I go and bring him home some jam donuts and the footy record.

    Go Dees ❤️?

    Edited by jane02

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    5 minutes ago, jane02 said:

    and bring him home some jam donuts

    Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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    8 minutes ago, jane02 said:

    I'm super excited but my Collingwood supporter husband has a bad case of the man flu and will not be accompanying me tomorrow.

    I pondered whether I should stay home and play Florence Nightingale for a brief moment but then quickly changed my mind. I'll be there tomorrow and I will dose my husband up on drugs before I go and bring him home some jam donuts and the footy record.

    Go Dees ❤️?

    Imagine how bad he is gonna feel after his side loses to us tomorrow......

    Do you have some friends you can spend the night with?

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    10 minutes ago, jane02 said:

    I'm super excited but my Collingwood supporter husband has a bad case of the man flu and will not be accompanying me tomorrow.

    I pondered whether I should stay home and play Florence Nightingale for a brief moment but then quickly changed my mind. I'll be there tomorrow and I will dose my husband up on drugs before I go and bring him home some jam donuts and the footy record.

    Go Dees ❤️?

    And I thought I screwed up in life marrying a Hawthorn supporter.

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    5 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

    And I thought I screwed up in life marrying a Hawthorn supporter.

    I know but then I keep reminding myself I am lucky- he could have been an Essendon supporter. That would be worse in my eyes.

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    19 minutes ago, jane02 said:

    I'm super excited but my Collingwood supporter husband has a bad case of the man flu and will not be accompanying me tomorrow.

    I pondered whether I should stay home and play Florence Nightingale for a brief moment but then quickly changed my mind. I'll be there tomorrow and I will dose my husband up on drugs before I go and bring him home some jam donuts and the footy record.

    Go Dees ❤️?

    Jane leave him to fend for himself and don't give him another thought, enjoy being wrapped in the warmth of the Dees faithful. Feel sorry for him when you get home.

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    38 minutes ago, Nasher said:

    Until today I wasn't aware Collingwood had a player named Kirby. Who is he and why are we apparently so afraid of this zero game player?

    Some kind of boy wonder, future superstar?  Melbourne should give him the same treatment afforded to Jack all those years ago.

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    43 minutes ago, Nasher said:

    Until today I wasn't aware Collingwood had a player named Kirby. Who is he and why are we apparently so afraid of this zero game player?

    Is he the fat bloke?

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    Can we take a poll on how S.Goodwin is sleeping tonight...and what his dreams consist of?

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    1 hour ago, jane02 said:

    I'm super excited but my Collingwood supporter husband has a bad case of the man flu and will not be accompanying me tomorrow.

    I pondered whether I should stay home and play Florence Nightingale for a brief moment but then quickly changed my mind. I'll be there tomorrow and I will dose my husband up on drugs before I go and bring him home some jam donuts and the footy record.

    Go Dees ❤️?

    I reckon you pondered for about 1 nano second Jane!

    Anyway he's probably putting it on because he knows ( not that filth supporters know much) that we'll win by 10 goals.

     

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    56 minutes ago, Nasher said:

    Until today I wasn't aware Collingwood had a player named Kirby. Who is he and why are we apparently so afraid of this zero game player?

    He's a bit of a nut job Gnasher!! Easy to suck in.

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    1 hour ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

    And I thought I screwed up in life marrying a Hawthorn supporter.

    I married a Carlton supporter who spent a lot of time at Richmond with her tiger crazed uncles. Told her that she would have to convert to Dee's if she wanted to spend rest of her life with me. She has now spent more of her life as a Dee than a Blue and is one of our most ardent supporters at the game. Told me last week that it doesn't matter where we are playing if we reach the finals, we'll be going there.

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    I've decided to take a half day off and get down to the G. Can't miss this. 

    I feel sick with nerves already, don't know how much sleep will be had tonight! 

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    6 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

    I've decided to take a half day off and get down to the G. Can't miss this. 

    I feel sick with nerves already, don't know how much sleep will be had tonight! 

    Well make sure you use your sleepless time to advantage Deemented!

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well make sure you use your sleepless time to advantage Deemented!

    If only you knew, Bitters....

     

    wait, you probably do

    Edited by Deemented Are Go!
    "Uncle" sounded too creepy

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    44 minutes ago, Danelska said:

    Can we take a poll on how S.Goodwin is sleeping tonight...and what his dreams consist of?

    A red and blue train going through a black and white tunnel.

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    48 minutes ago, Dee Dubya said:

    I married a Carlton supporter who spent a lot of time at Richmond with her tiger crazed uncles. Told her that she would have to convert to Dee's if she wanted to spend rest of her life with me. She has now spent more of her life as a Dee than a Blue and is one of our most ardent supporters at the game. Told me last week that it doesn't matter where we are playing if we reach the finals, we'll be going there.

    U have a good women thereDee Dubya. 

    U blackmailed her well. 

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    27 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

    U have a good women thereDee Dubya. 

    U blackmailed her well. 

    Yep, and she produced two good sons as well. One not too interested in sport, the other a mad Demon. Managed to get himself into the MCC tomorrow and asked me what the dress code was. Told him as it was Collingwood's home game, it would be torn jeans and missing teeth.

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    we are coming up against 22 players who want to win. we barely got over the line last week against the bottom of the ladder side. So lets not get too over confident, we have a habit of blowing those matches. Everyone needs to focus on tomorrow and beating collingwood well.

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