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Where there's smoke there's...

Goffer
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, Deestroy All said:

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This is so damn good. I've already sent it around the family.

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    1 hour ago, old demon me!!! said:

    Also what kind of people get a thrill out of taking photos of an AFL player having a dart.

    Jilted Freo supporter.

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    44 minutes ago, A F said:

    This is so damn good. I've already sent it around the family.

    Wow! Cartons of Marlboro Red

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    Poor guy, he just wants to catch up with his mates back home and have a few beers and a couple of smokes at a festival. He is 21 you know.

    Partying Never stoped Cusins from being a superstar footballer. 

    Edited by ILLDieADemon

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    I've been walking around in Richmond in previous years and seen Martin and Swan doing things like this during the season all the time.

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    16 minutes ago, ILLDieADemon said:

    Poor guy, he just wants to catch up with his mates back home and have a few beers and a couple of smokes at a festival. He is 21 you know.

    Partying Never stoped Cusins from being a superstar footballer. 

    Yeah, because its perfectly valid to compare a hard drug adict suffering mental health issues with a guy visiting his declining father and having a few hours off at a relaxed music festival.

    Btw, was he "partying" and "having a few beers"?

    Edited by Moonshadow

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    Herpa derp. If he can't meet fitness standards then it's a problem. Until then it's none of our bloody business.

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    On 09/04/2017 at 8:33 PM, olisik said:

    Hope we slap him with another weeks suspension. Kid needs to learn and quit acting like his bigger then the club 

    The most ridiculous thing I have read on this site in 3 years 

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    37 minutes ago, ILLDieADemon said:

    Poor guy, he just wants to catch up with his mates back home and have a few beers and a couple of smokes at a festival. He is 21 you know.

    Partying Never stoped Cusins from being a superstar footballer. 

    Because that story had a happy ending

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    2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Wow! Cartons of Marlboro Red

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Preferred the Gold's back in the day, but each to their own, WYL. ;)

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    4 hours ago, Abe said:

    Am I the only one who finds this really funny??

    I've taken it very seriously.

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    I cannot see the issue, he got suspended, the club decided it would be a good time to send him home for 3 days, he visits his family, attends a concert with mates, has a smoke and will return to Melbourne and pick up training as per normal.

    Is it a good look for a professional athlete to be seen smoking? Probably not, but as long as he returns fit I don't care. If all of a sudden he appears to struggle to run out games, then it becomes an issue.

    Although I was [censored] that Hogan got suspended, I actually thought it was a good move by the club to send him home for a few days to visit family. If he gets suspended for something stupid again, then I run him into the ground at training as punishment, but I'd do the same to Vince and Lewis too.

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    8 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Wow! Cartons of Marlboro Red

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

     

    5 hours ago, A F said:

    Preferred the Gold's back in the day, but each to their own, WYL. ;)

    Went from B and H Extra Mild to Peter Stuyvesant soft pack...'international passport to smoking pleasure'

    My last ciggie I butted out was a Winnie Blue

    Jesse? Smoker? Pffftt....he doesn't even look like he can do the drawback or exhale through his nose....soft!

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    Last time we won a flag blokes were having a dart and a sherry at 3/4 time, take it as a good omen. Personally I'm disappointed it wasn't a cigar.

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    Probably a reality check that half of the AFL players get on the darts from time to time.

    You'd imagine it wouldn't have any impact on his fitness if he's having a couple once in a blue moon.

    But I agree that it's a poor look.

    Edited by Bring-Back-Powell

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    I'm most  upset because just seeing Jesse with a gasper ( not Darren ) has caused me to rush out and buy a carton of Craven A's . And I've smoked half of them already. Damn it !

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    9 hours ago, Gipsy Danger said:

    Because that story had a happy ending

    Do the fans really care GD?

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    12 hours ago, Abe said:

    Am I the only one who finds this really funny??

    I'm not sure I find it funny, but it doesn't particularly faze me.

    I'm absolutely gutted about Max Gawn's hamstring injury - that is a material concern.

     

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    11 hours ago, ILLDieADemon said:

    Poor guy, he just wants to catch up with his mates back home and have a few beers and a couple of smokes at a festival. He is 21 you know.

    Partying Never stoped Cusins from being a superstar footballer. 

    And look at him now!

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    2 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    I'm most  upset because just seeing Jesse with a gasper ( not Darren ) has caused me to rush out and buy a carton of Craven A's . And I've smoked half of them already. Damn it !

    If you could find Craven A I might believe that pd.

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    Just done some Math

    A pack a day smoker will pay between $150-$175 bucks a week assuming $ 25 bucks a pkt

    Over a month that = $600- 700 odd bucks

    Over a year = over  $ 7, 000,00 

    Over 10 years = 70 grand

    Hnmm big bucks for a product that seriously halms your health and can kill you!

    Now aint that info a breath of fresh air?

    Just sayin

     

     

    Edited by picket fence

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    5 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Just done some Math

    A pack a day smoker will pay between $150-$175 bucks a week assuming $ 25 bucks a pkt

    Over a month that = $600- 700 odd bucks

    Over a year = over  $ 7, 000,00 

    Over 10 years = 70 grand

    Hnmm big bucks for a product that seriously halms your health and can kill you!

    Just sayin

     

     

    And yet millions still do it Picket just show the power of nicotine.

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