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Fist or open hand - you be the judge

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Carlton clearly bitter and weak as usual, it is/was clearly open handed and got his cheek so the headache calls are ridiculous, all on the match review panel should be sacked for this one, this is just stupid

 

Not to get all conspiracy theory on this but where can we see an 'objective' medical report that states clearly the damage done to both Rowe and Cripps? 

Theres nothing in Carlton's interests to protect our players. If they believe they'll be in the mix for finals against us one competitive advantage is to try and harm us in other games. 

With the AFL placing so much value on medical reports whose ensuring they are objective and reasonable? I'm legitimately interested if anyone is aware of the process. 

Also, I hope the club is doing due diligence and asking the AFL for the full medical reports before deciding next steps.

The whole process needs to be more transparent if it's being used as a deciding factor.

Edited by The heart beats true


As angry and annoyed I am about this one, the "open palm" defence won't do anything...

Does this mean I can go out and, with an open hand, smash my palm into the nose of my opponent, shattering it all in the thought that I will get off due to not having a closed fist?

I think not...

1 minute ago, Krazy Jaeger O'Smeara said:

As angry and annoyed I am about this one, the "open palm" defence won't do anything...

Does this mean I can go out and, with an open hand, smash my palm into the nose of my opponent, shattering it all in the thought that I will get off due to not having a closed fist?

I think not...

i'd say that in an appeal, a top barrister could make a good fist of it. ;) don't forget a different panel to the mrp handles appeals.

 

Hogan, hadoken to the face.. 

 

Cripps, RELEASE THE SCANS

 

Carlton, pathetic

 

Appeal it. Show some balls. If Rowe didn't play up to it, it wouldn't have even been looked at. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i'd say that in an appeal, a top barrister could make a good fist of it. ;) don't forget a different panel to the mrp handles appeals.

 

As opposed to " palming" off the MRP inconsistency.


1 minute ago, 3Dee said:

Hogan, hadoken to the face.. 

 

Cripps, RELEASE THE SCANS

 

Carlton, pathetic

Nice SF reference :)

If Hogan appealed he "may" get downgraded to 1 week... but at the end of the day he still misses the ONE week we need him most early this season!

I'm more angry at our players than the bureaucracy

Has anyone ever gotten suspended for an open palm slap before?

All that is necessary for MRP's krapp to prevail is for good teams to stand idly.

3 minutes ago, america de cali said:

Has anyone ever gotten suspended for an open palm slap before?

push, not slap


8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

push, not slap

OK a push. I don't recall anyone ever been suspended for an open handed whack of any description. Usually a reason for a player getting let off when a punch is suspected.

Edited by america de cali

Yeah, you don't get headaches from being slapped on the cheek. Ridiculous.

all footy players should know by now that if you want to hit your opponent always use your elbow, not your palm

Disappointing that 2 key players for the game against Geelong will not be there. Would love to know what Goodwin has to say to Lewis and Hogan about these stupid acts of frustration. One should know better and the the another hopefully learns  from letting their team down.  Be interesting to see who the replacements with be.

2 minutes ago, Brownie said:

all footy players should know by now that if you want to hit your opponent always use your elbow, not your palm

And a knee of course.

Edited by america de cali


27 minutes ago, america de cali said:

Has anyone ever gotten suspended for an open palm slap before?

Pretty sure Stephen Powell got a week for biatch slapping Luke Hodge.

 
19 minutes ago, Brownie said:

all footy players should know by now that if you want to hit your opponent always use your elbow, not your palm

First you need to grab their jumper, pull back, then punch 'em in the mouth with it.
 

Edited by Fork 'em

It looked to me like Hogan hit his opponent with a fist to the throat but the behavior of the opponent on the ground was nothing like what I would expect from a punch in the throat; I think the blow was milked.


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