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Just love Big Maxy's persona and thought that he needs his own topic to make sure we never miss a giggle from the gems of humor that seen to pop out every second sentence.  

So here is one to start things off, as reported on the Fox Footy web news page:

Via Hawks duo Isaac Smith and Josh Gibson during the night, Frawley apparently said Gawn’s head would’ve “gotten quite big quickly” if he had taken out the Leigh Matthews Trophy.

Big Max’s rebuttal, however, had Frawley covered.

“Old Chip Frawley, hey? Well Hawthorn has to play a 17-man defence because Chip doesn’t defend too much anymore,” Gawn said.

I'm not sure it's right up there with his absolute best work, bid did like that it gave Frawley a well earnt sledging.  

So what else has the new mouth from Melbourne put out there?

 

On coming 3rd at the B & F

"You might think its arrogant that I had a speech and I only brought it out thinking I was going to be getting up a bit later."

B & F on Jim Synes

"He lived his life on the motto Whatever it Takes which for him was quite severe. He drank his own urine to stay alive. I'm not going to be doing that at quarter time. I promise."

 

At the B & F

"To Sammy Peach who said tennis wasn't a good idea 4 months after a knee reconstruction. Thanks Sammy."

At the B & F

"Mark Jamar who didn't let me win a hit out in six years. Which was his way to teach me. Russian taught me everything I know today. And finally the guys at list management decided to give him the flick and give me a go. Which is good."


B & F

"Benny Matthews who is obviously the midfield coach. Some of the vision I go through with him over the past three years. I think that's why you see we are one of the top four midfields in the competition. Another one of the reasons is I'm palming it down their throat. Which helps. It won't take a genius to work out the top two are midfielders and there's a reason they are there."

2 hours ago, It's Time said:

B & F

"Benny Matthews who is obviously the midfield coach. Some of the vision I go through with him over the past three years. I think that's why you see we are one of the top four midfields in the competition. Another one of the reasons is I'm palming it down their throat. Which helps. It won't take a genius to work out the top two are midfielders and there's a reason they are there."

This is the best

 
2 hours ago, It's Time said:

B & F

"Benny Matthews who is obviously the midfield coach. Some of the vision I go through with him over the past three years. I think that's why you see we are one of the top four midfields in the competition. Another one of the reasons is I'm palming it down their throat. Which helps. It won't take a genius to work out the top two are midfielders and there's a reason they are there."

This is Michael Jordan-esque.

This could become the longest page in DLand history........

Certainly the funniest.


Had a photo with him once.

He turned to me and casually quipped "come on mate, stand up."

Needless to say I already was!!

I actually found his B&F speeches hard to watch. He's a funny man, but was trying a little hard at times in those speeches. Fair enough I guess though  - he had to speak 3 times

His best work was in the Gawn in 60 seconds clips! quick witt

58 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

"I need to vomit. Oh look there's Tom Scully, I'll vomit over there."

Ha! When/where was that one?! Gold

In a seedy Richmond pub last Friday night

Kent - [censored] I was meant to get my nose pierced today 

Gawn - What 

Kent - I was mea (cut off) 

Gawn - I heard you (followed by silence)


10 hours ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Ha! When/where was that one?! Gold

Around 2012 on a trip to China. The story goes Gawn walked into Scully's room after a dozen or so pints (I don't know how many he'd actually had) and spewed all over a sleeping Scully.

6 minutes ago, Dedogtor said:

In a seedy Richmond pub last Friday night

Kent - [censored] I was meant to get my noes        pierced today 

Gawn - What 

Kent - I was mea (cut off) 

Gawn - I heard you 

I thought only teen girls and skanky mums got their noses pierced. 

Gawn and Dangerfield on the footy show tonight had a nice little chat.  Gawn again talking up the armchair ride he's giving our mids and how underappreciated it is.  Danger responds that obviously nobody appreciates how hard it is to tap a ball as opposed to actually catching it. 

This was all in the context of Gawn coming equal fourth in the PA MVP.  Nice effort there Max. 

5 hours ago, Clint Bizkit said:

"I need to vomit. Oh look there's Tom Scully, I'll vomit over there."

I've been trying to work this out, did we get Hogan with the scully compensation? If so, Max can do no wrong, even when he spews on teammates.


1 hour ago, Ricky P said:

I've been trying to work this out, did we get Hogan with the scully compensation? If so, Max can do no wrong, even when he spews on teammates.

Yes, indirectly.  Gave up pick 3 (Scully compo) and 14, and received MD pick #2 (Hogan), ND pick #20 (on-traded as part of Dawes deal) and Dom Barry.  

At a footy clinic during 2016, kids asks "how are you?". Max, "pretty good for a legend". 

His whole speech is like a stand up roasting routine! Love the guy! :lol:

 
11 hours ago, wackojacko1 said:

Kent and max must be good mates saw them on Monday together in balaclava 

for a moment there I thought you said you had seen them doing a bank job.

Edited by sue

11 hours ago, wackojacko1 said:

Kent and max must be good mates saw them on Monday together in balaclava 

Were they wearing yarmulkes?


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