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Nat Fyfe

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I'm a nasty lying scrawny two faced little midge

But I had to learn to run so I could beat dad to the fridge

Me dad ate all the burgers so I ended up a runt

 

 

I cant think of any other Scully related words that end in "unt"

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    5 minutes ago, Stretch Johnson said:

    I'm a nasty lying scrawny two faced little midge

    But I had to learn to run so I could beat dad to the fridge

    Me dad ate all the burgers so I ended up a runt

     

     

    I cant think of any other Scully related words that end in "unt"

    I had a belly laugh at this SJ. I too will never forget or forgive the spawn of the pieman.

    Edited by Return to Glory

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    I always meant to go but never tried to be upfront

    I went to Sydney "just to see", 'twas quite a cheeky stunt

    I lied to big Jim easily because I've so much front

    I'm cool about my wealth but not with being such a ...

     

    Damn, now I've run out of rhymes too.

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    I was only trying to substitute Nat Fyfe with Nat Umbruglia

    But it looks like it's started something and the post are getting sillier.

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    In an alternate universe somewhere, there is a Demons supporter forum talking about Fyfe being lured to Melbourne by his childhood best mate in Cale Morton.

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    26 minutes ago, P-man said:

    In an alternate universe somewhere, there is a Demons supporter forum talking about Fyfe being lured to Melbourne by his childhood best mate in Cale Morton.

    And in that universe, the brightest star is Cale Morton.

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    On 8/11/2016 at 6:40 PM, Roost It said:

    Freo will likely play finals next year

    Are you being serious ? How will they make finals next year?

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    On 28 August 2016 at 2:22 PM, faultydet said:

    That would be far more palatable than seeing O'Meara in a hawforn jumper.

    Maybe in a hawthorn track suit with Hawthorn crutches and his Hawthorn Doctor mate.

    Working on his arms in the Hawks gym for a year or so.

     

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    2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Maybe in a hawthorn track suit with Hawthorn crutches and his Hawthorn Doctor mate.

    Working on his arms in the Hawks gym for a year or so.

     

    And his girlfriend driving a free car from one of the Hawks sponsors.

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    On 22/09/2016 at 9:50 PM, TGR said:

    Yes Caro.  How dare you print the truth without the blokey SEN hyperbole MMM white male boys club carp...that is often music to the ears of the simpleton.

    Wtf

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    On 9/23/2016 at 6:43 PM, McQueen said:

    And in that universe, the brightest star is Cale Morton.

    And in another alternate universe Sylvia had THE preseason.

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    48 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

    And in another alternate universe Sylvia had THE preseason.

    And Lucas Cook earned the nickname 'Cookie Monster'.

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    6 minutes ago, Luther said:

    And Lucas Cook earned the nickname 'Cookie Monster'.

    Lol, If that were my nickname, I would be asking for a new one.

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    • 2 years later...

    If we were to appoint Ross Lyon as head of coaching, or assistant and ready for a caretaker role in the wake of Goody underperforming mid season.. then who kNows what the Future may bring for us Dees fans

    Edited by John Demonic

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    9 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

    If we were to appoint Ross Lyon as head of coaching, or assistant and ready for a caretaker role in the wake of Goody underperforming mid season.. then who kNows what the Future may bring for us Dees fans

    delete thus.

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    Fyfe signed a six year extension in 2017 reported to be worth around $7 million. He must really love Lyon to dump that and follow him east.

    This club has a lot to answer for, it’s sending people loopy. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    Hahaha 

    Hats off for creativity though

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    29 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Fyfe signed a six year extension in 2017 reported to be worth around $7 million. He must really love Lyon to dump that and follow him east.

    This club has a lot to answer for, it’s sending people loopy. 

    Come up with your own bold game-changing move for the club that will actually make a difference for the first time in 55 years then, instead of potting others. Tip: Think Boyd/Griffen in scope.

    Edit: And i'd trade Viney, pick 3 and 2020 first to get a Fyfe deal done.

    Edited by John Demonic

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    6 hours ago, John Demonic said:

    If we were to appoint Ross Lyon as head of coaching, or assistant and ready for a caretaker role in the wake of Goody underperforming mid season.. then who kNows what the Future may bring for us Dees fans

    Natalie Fyfe is will need to lose the arm guard if he wants to play for us. It's a no for me. 

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    8 hours ago, praha said:

    delete thus.

    This

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