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Clayton Oliver bitten by some VFL spud.

dazzledavey36
in Melbourne Demons

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15 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Did you watch the footage mate? The umpire went to Oliver afterwards. Possibly not the adjudicating umpire as he would have been moving the mark.

They can't overturn something based on what a player says, but they realised something was up. They are only people.

 

Yeah OK.

So the umps have reported it and the club has apologised and suspended the player. Right?????

Or are they still doggedly sitting on that carpet that they swept it under at the time?

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    Couldn't watch the fish finger nibbling incident... cos of dat Hair!

    Exceptional.

    Carry on Clay.

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    When should we expect a formal citing, if it comes?

    do we expect the club to get proactive if it is not cited?

    thos loser needs to be dealt with.

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    19 hours ago, Biffen said:

    I wonder if he tasted like ginger?

    Or sauce?

    Don't be silly, everyone knows he would have tasted like snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails!

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    Sam Landsberger reporting on Twitter that Myke Cook will front the VFL tribunal tomorrow night. I suppose I'd have anger problems too if my parents called me "Myke"...

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    So hard to fathom why you'd do that (edit: bite someone, not call your son Myke, though that is hard to fathom too).  Definitely deserves the book thrown - not cool.  

    Haven't seen Oliver that angry before.  Not much hint of the laughing kid from the country.  Reckon he'll be a pretty scary unit when he has shed the baby face.

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    20 minutes ago, Members' Wing said:

    Sam Landsberger reporting on Twitter that Myke Cook will front the VFL tribunal tomorrow night. I suppose I'd have anger problems too if my parents called me "Myke"...

    Like Myke. I want to be like Myke.

     

    Not

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    43 minutes ago, Nasher said:

    So hard to fathom why you'd do that (edit: bite someone, not call your son Myke, though that is hard to fathom too).  Definitely deserves the book thrown - not cool.  

    Haven't seen Oliver that angry before.  Not much hint of the laughing kid from the country.  Reckon he'll be a pretty scary unit when he has shed the baby face.

    He flattened Prestia in round 6 and he is still a baby. Won't just be a gun inside mid in 5 years, he'll be making people [censored] themselves.

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    1 hour ago, Nasher said:

    So hard to fathom why you'd do that (edit: bite someone, not call your son Myke, though that is hard to fathom too).  Definitely deserves the book thrown - not cool.  

    Haven't seen Oliver that angry before.  Not much hint of the laughing kid from the country.  Reckon he'll be a pretty scary unit when he has shed the baby face.

    Yep, bit different to being bitten by a cow or your baby sister....

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    Come on guys.Very little is original in this world. Cast your minds back to a certain West Coast player. I recall Brian Wilson who was a commentator at the time talking about "bite around the pack"!

    Who remembers?

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    13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Come on guys.Very little is original in this world. Cast your minds back to a certain West Coast player. I recall Brian Wilson who was a commentator at the time talking about "bite around the pack"!

    Who remembers?

    Chris Lewis snacking on Todd Viney for afternoon tea?

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    22 hours ago, buck_nekkid said:

    When should we expect a formal citing, if it comes?

    do we expect the club to proactive if it is not cited?

    thos loser needs to be dealt with.

    Hopefully a citing for the biting!!

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    15 minutes ago, bingers said:

    Hopefully a citing for the biting!!

    yes, how exciting, anticipiting the citing for the biting.

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    On 26/07/2016 at 4:00 PM, Nasher said:

    So hard to fathom why you'd do that (edit: bite someone, not call your son Myke, though that is hard to fathom too).  Definitely deserves the book thrown - not cool.  

    Haven't seen Oliver that angry before.  Not much hint of the laughing kid from the country.  Reckon he'll be a pretty scary unit when he has shed the baby face.

    He scrapped with Bernie at training early in the season, had to get a couple of players to calm him down. He seems to have an angry streak. Hopefully he finds out how to get the balance right. 

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    On 7/26/2016 at 4:00 PM, Nasher said:

    So hard to fathom why you'd do that (edit: bite someone, not call your son Myke, though that is hard to fathom too).  Definitely deserves the book thrown - not cool.  

    Haven't seen Oliver that angry before.  Not much hint of the laughing kid from the country.  Reckon he'll be a pretty scary unit when he has shed the baby face.

    He was pretty friggin' mad, and for a long time in that footage too. Lots of very, very angry pointing and shouting....

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    I would seriously empty my bowels in my pants if Carrie got that angry at me. 

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bwahaha Bwahaha. Afraid of getting set on fire Moonie?

    That'll teach me for posting without my glasses on...

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    22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    This is hard to believe!! Where is pickett?? A thread about the love child and no comment!! FMD !!!!!!

     And FMD ....again!!!!

    Maybe he's necrophobic. 

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