If we beat West Coast I will...

[Moonshadow 17,675]

1 hour ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

...go into cardiac arrest with a giant stiffy...

Get your hand off it mate, we are no chance!

[titan_uranus 24,975]

4 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

...still be disappointed with the 21 Geese that represented our jumper Vs' the Saints.

Eagles will be at their flat track best on Saturday. Mark Le Cras and co shine at their best at home v's the garbage of the league. 

I have to applaud the honesty.

Trust you to be disappointed if we beat the Eagles in Perth.

[What 18,810]

Chance of a win this week - approximately 2.7%

Would be much more of a shock win than the one at Geelong last year

[Sigil 1,001]

I'ma gonna catch the Flying Pig Express coach and then do a few laps on Hell's Ice Skating rink.

 

Nais!

[ding 5,126]

Buy a membership

[mrtwister 652]

17 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Hey, to make the finals all we need to do is win three more games than North, and 1 more game than Port, and the same number of games as St Kilda.

Win this against the odds, and we're gback to a 50/50 chance, I'd say.

(I am rolling my eyes so fast your could power a dynamo off them - why did I ever let myself hope, we all knew we'd be let down in the end)

Won't we need to win one more than St Kilda?

[faultydet 7,594]

13 hours ago, ding said:

Buy a membership

Why don't you tell everyone why you don't have one now?

 

[Little Goffy 14,462]

4 hours ago, mrtwister said:

Won't we need to win one more than St Kilda?

Ah, yes, pardon me. Herped a derp. 

Or maybe part of my brain just refused to believe the situation we got ourselves into.

[Chris 2,892]

4 hours ago, mrtwister said:

Won't we need to win one more than St Kilda?

Probably not, we will need to win as many as them as I doubt they will catch us percentage wise. We may actually catch PA as well so we may not need to win one more than them 

[Chris 2,892]

I will jump on here to read all about our upcoming premiership dynasty and how we are the best club in the land. Would make a nice change from the posts when we lose. 

[ding 5,126]

59 minutes ago, faultydet said:

Why don't you tell everyone why you don't have one now?

 

Because its nobody else's business

[mrtwister 652]

1 hour ago, Chris said:

Probably not, we will need to win as many as them as I doubt they will catch us percentage wise. We may actually catch PA as well so we may not need to win one more than them 

I think the comment meant from now until the end of the season. 

[Akum 2,660]

... think that perhaps we might be making some sort of progress.

If we don't win a game like this one (or Hawks, Port or Geelong), the season is like a bag of hot air.

[Pates 9,660]

....laugh and cry! Laugh that we somehow beat West Coast in Perth and cry that we keeping losing to the Saints and somehow lost to the Bombers. 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,219]

22 hours ago, Biffen said:

A lot of great men have died "on the job"

or as they say....

"He came and went at the same time"

Sir Billy!! Outstanding out!!

[Tessaract 66]

21 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

Chance of a win this week - approximately 2.7%

Would be much more of a shock win than the one at Geelong last year

Have you been perusing the fiasco in speech writing in the US?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,219]

23 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Get your hand off it mate, we are no chance!

Melbourne Ports is gawn Moonie! Perhaps you should remove your hand you Greenie [censored]!!!

[Sir Why You Little 36,985]

5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sir Billy!! Outstanding out!!

"Snedda's dies on the Job"

The Truth Headline...

classic

[Moonshadow 17,675]

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Melbourne Ports is gawn Moonie! Perhaps you should remove your hand you Greenie [censored]!!!

Cut back on the booze when you're posting mate

[junk 342]

Be surprised.

[chook fowler 19,446]

Bend over backwards to please all concerned

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

On 20/07/2016 at 8:31 PM, Nasher said:

Did that guy ever get Rohan Bail's signature tattooed on his forehead?

I think he tried, but Bail kept missing the target.

[old dee 23,781]

17 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Bend over backwards to please all concerned

i think you are safe chook.

[chook fowler 19,446]

12 minutes ago, old dee said:

i think you are safe chook.

Phew

[dees189227 12,373]

Before dying of shock, I would be surprised then ask how come that happened but we cant beat the saints or essendon