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My 3 word player analysis V Pt Adelaide

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Jones - our only professional

Vince - had little influence

Hogan - had no support

Watts - an irrelevant game

Petracca - lost in flight

Viney - tried but overwhelmed

Hunt - exciting in bursts

Gawn - couldn't find teammates 

Tyson - half hearted display

Stretch - some positive  glimpses

Kent - better second half

Newton - couldn't justify selection

Garland - embarrassing before injury

T.McDonald - loose and overburdened

Neal - Bullen - plenty of nothing

O.McDonald - totally lacked composure

Bugg - noticed for looseness

Kennedy - was probably injured

Garlett - premature contract extension

Jetta - courageous but loose

Wagner - out of depth

Harmes - was rarely noticed

 

Edited by joeboy

 

O McDonald - couldn'tknocktheskinoffa rice pudding

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9 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Jones - our only professional

Vince - had little influence

Hogan - had no support

Watts - an irrelevant game

Petracca - lost in flight

Viney - tried but overwhelmed

Gawn - couldn't find teammates 

Tyson - half hearted display

Stretch - some positive  glimpses

Kent - better second half

Newton - couldn't justify selection

Garland - embarrassing before injury

T.McDonald - loose and overburdened

Neal - Bullen - plenty of nothing

O.McDonald - totally lacked composure

Bugg - noticed for looseness

Kennedy - was probably injured

Garlett - premature contract extension

Jetta - courageous but loose

Wagner - out of depth

Harmes - was rarely noticed

 

Kent was a liability. Worst on ground by far. 

 

Hogan - stars kick the key goals, not miss from 40 metres out slight angle

19 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Jones - our only professional

Vince - had little influence

Hogan - had no support

Watts - an irrelevant game

Petracca - lost in flight

Viney - tried but overwhelmed

Hunt - exciting in bursts

Gawn - couldn't find teammates 

Tyson - half hearted display

Stretch - some positive  glimpses

Kent - better second half

Newton - couldn't justify selection

Garland - embarrassing before injury

T.McDonald - loose and overburdened

Neal - Bullen - plenty of nothing

O.McDonald - totally lacked composure

Bugg - noticed for looseness

Kennedy - was probably injured

Garlett - premature contract extension

Jetta - courageous but loose

Wagner - out of depth

Harmes - was rarely noticed

 

Garrett really? Wow, who should we sign. 

 

Just wow

 

I love your 3 word player analysis and not often disagree but that's crazy

Edited by Josh


Watts was easily one of our best today.

20 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Jones - our only professional

Vince - had little influence

Hogan - had no support

Watts - an irrelevant game

Petracca - lost in flight

Viney - tried but overwhelmed

Hunt - exciting in bursts

Gawn - couldn't find teammates 

Tyson - half hearted display

Stretch - some positive  glimpses

Kent - better second half

Newton - couldn't justify selection

Garland - embarrassing before injury

T.McDonald - loose and overburdened

Neal - Bullen - plenty of nothing

O.McDonald - totally lacked composure

Bugg - noticed for looseness

Kennedy - was probably injured

Garlett - premature contract extension

Jetta - courageous but loose

Wagner - out of depth

Harmes - was rarely noticed

 

Wow. 

I've read some [censored] comments on here over the years and this just about takes the cake.

 

Edited by Scythe

21 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Garland - embarrassing before injury

I cannot understand why he keeps getting picked over Dunn. It happens every week and yet here we are again


4 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

Watts was easily one of our best today.

Sorta agree. Can't recall him making one mistake. He didn't get more of it because we were slaughtered in the middle.

I would suggest O MacDonald is getting picked ahead of Dunn and whilst I think Oscar will be a player, he is 2 pre-seasons away.   

Kent - the new Howe


1 hour ago, joeboy said:

Watts - an irrelevant game

Was named in our best in multiple match reports. Please make your posts more relevant to the game.

 
Just now, iv'a worn smith said:

Viney is gone

quite. and a very undisciplined act(s) over nothing really


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