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My 3 word player analysis V Pt Adelaide

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Jones - our only professional

Vince - had little influence

Hogan - had no support

Watts - an irrelevant game

Petracca - lost in flight

Viney - tried but overwhelmed

Hunt - exciting in bursts

Gawn - couldn't find teammates 

Tyson - half hearted display

Stretch - some positive  glimpses

Kent - better second half

Newton - couldn't justify selection

Garland - embarrassing before injury

T.McDonald - loose and overburdened

Neal - Bullen - plenty of nothing

O.McDonald - totally lacked composure

Bugg - noticed for looseness

Kennedy - was probably injured

Garlett - premature contract extension

Jetta - courageous but loose

Wagner - out of depth

Harmes - was rarely noticed

 

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    O McDonald - couldn'tknocktheskinoffa rice pudding

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    Selectors 

    STUFFED UP AGAIN!!

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    9 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jones - our only professional

    Vince - had little influence

    Hogan - had no support

    Watts - an irrelevant game

    Petracca - lost in flight

    Viney - tried but overwhelmed

    Gawn - couldn't find teammates 

    Tyson - half hearted display

    Stretch - some positive  glimpses

    Kent - better second half

    Newton - couldn't justify selection

    Garland - embarrassing before injury

    T.McDonald - loose and overburdened

    Neal - Bullen - plenty of nothing

    O.McDonald - totally lacked composure

    Bugg - noticed for looseness

    Kennedy - was probably injured

    Garlett - premature contract extension

    Jetta - courageous but loose

    Wagner - out of depth

    Harmes - was rarely noticed

     

    Kent was a liability. Worst on ground by far. 

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    Hogan - stars kick the key goals, not miss from 40 metres out slight angle

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    19 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jones - our only professional

    Vince - had little influence

    Hogan - had no support

    Watts - an irrelevant game

    Petracca - lost in flight

    Viney - tried but overwhelmed

    Hunt - exciting in bursts

    Gawn - couldn't find teammates 

    Tyson - half hearted display

    Stretch - some positive  glimpses

    Kent - better second half

    Newton - couldn't justify selection

    Garland - embarrassing before injury

    T.McDonald - loose and overburdened

    Neal - Bullen - plenty of nothing

    O.McDonald - totally lacked composure

    Bugg - noticed for looseness

    Kennedy - was probably injured

    Garlett - premature contract extension

    Jetta - courageous but loose

    Wagner - out of depth

    Harmes - was rarely noticed

     

    Garrett really? Wow, who should we sign. 

     

    Just wow

     

    I love your 3 word player analysis and not often disagree but that's crazy

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    Watts was easily one of our best today.

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    20 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jones - our only professional

    Vince - had little influence

    Hogan - had no support

    Watts - an irrelevant game

    Petracca - lost in flight

    Viney - tried but overwhelmed

    Hunt - exciting in bursts

    Gawn - couldn't find teammates 

    Tyson - half hearted display

    Stretch - some positive  glimpses

    Kent - better second half

    Newton - couldn't justify selection

    Garland - embarrassing before injury

    T.McDonald - loose and overburdened

    Neal - Bullen - plenty of nothing

    O.McDonald - totally lacked composure

    Bugg - noticed for looseness

    Kennedy - was probably injured

    Garlett - premature contract extension

    Jetta - courageous but loose

    Wagner - out of depth

    Harmes - was rarely noticed

     

    Wow. 

    I've read some [censored] comments on here over the years and this just about takes the cake.

     

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    21 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Garland - embarrassing before injury

    I cannot understand why he keeps getting picked over Dunn. It happens every week and yet here we are again

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    4 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

    Watts was easily one of our best today.

    Sorta agree. Can't recall him making one mistake. He didn't get more of it because we were slaughtered in the middle.

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    I would suggest O MacDonald is getting picked ahead of Dunn and whilst I think Oscar will be a player, he is 2 pre-seasons away.   

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    Kent - the new Howe

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    1 hour ago, joeboy said:

    Watts - an irrelevant game

    Was named in our best in multiple match reports. Please make your posts more relevant to the game.

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    Just now, iv'a worn smith said:

    Viney is gone

    quite. and a very undisciplined act(s) over nothing really

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