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Confessions Thread

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I confess I've been right every time, and still think Watts is in our best 22

 

i once saw bobby and laurie

massive confession to those old enough to to remember.....pure nostalgia. Like looking at old photos.
 

When I sketch the best 22 I still pencil in Mitch and Liam - rookie draft?


1. I think at a better side, with less off field stuff Mark Neeld may have been an okay coach, not saying he wouldn't have been sacked, but i think he's better than his record reflects.

2. When we first traded pick 3 and 13 for Hogan and 20 or whatever it was, i thought we'd paid way overs ( feeling very silly now ) personally would have gone with Wines, Toumpas and Grundy with those three at the time.

3. I rate Jack Watts, still.

4. I don't think we'd have a greater than 10% chance of playing finals in 2016.

5. not 100% sold on SImon Goodwin.

I confess to following the MFC for 55 years and expecting them to win a flag in the last 50.

thought gysberts was going to be a star.

thought brent heaver was going to be a star.

thought sean charles was going to be a star.

thought jurrah was going to be a star, and a pillar of the community, and inspiration for a legion of aboriginal players coming through.

thought jakovich was going to be the greatest goal kicking full forward ever, and lead us to the promised land.

thought northey was the man to take us to a premiership.

the list goes on and on...

and apart from the first two oy dissapointing circumstances destroyed those dreams.
 

I was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll.

I also happen to be the Lindbergh baby.

are you lord lucan?

and what did you do with harold?

I'm disappointed not to be a premiership supporter watching the 80s replay on fox footy those clubs bought those flags , [censored] Carlton suffer if Schwatz didn't do his knees and was as sound as Nietz we would all be flag winning supporters . and what else [censored] me off is Nietz at 19'was an AA CHB that moved forward and snagged nearly 700 goals yet Richo and Saint Dick are regarded as better leaders and players the AFL community chew a fat vein filled snag

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I am not really Steve McQueen.

I had a thing for Margaret Throsby. Still do.

I am not really Steve McQueen.

Oh No!

I had a thing for Margaret Throsby. Still do.

I should use you as bait bait at Warneet biff I'm having lunch for Christ sakes

I should use you as bait bait at Warneet biff I'm having lunch for Christ sakes

and i have recurring fantasies about Dame Joan Sutherland.


here ya go biffo

She looks too cheerful to ever pair up with biff

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I had a thing for Margaret Throsby. Still do.

i figured you a more lee lin chin fantasiser, biffo

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Still haven't recoverd from losing Scott Thompson and Jeff Farmer...

I confess to voting for the Hawthorn merger. Since then I have come to the realisation I must have been the only one who voted for it. The other successful votes must have been planted. No one else has come forward and admitted this cardinal sin as far as I am aware.

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I confess to voting for the Hawthorn merger. Since then I have come to the realisation I must have been the only one who voted for it. The other successful votes must have been planted. No one else has come forward and admitted this cardinal sin as far as I am aware.

fcs, don't to start that one up again, adc

fcs, don't to start that one up again, adc

I wonder how many flags we missed out on celebrating?

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Still haven't recoverd from losing Scott Thompson and Jeff Farmer...

Or Earl Spalding to CARLTANK

Or Greg Wells for a bag of popcorn

Or Stan Alves for a set of steak knives

Or ,............. Wait for it,................................... Kevin Dyson to the swans!! For a Violet Crumble!

 

Or Earl Spalding to CARLTANK

Or Greg Wells for a bag of popcorn

Or Stan Alves for a set of steak knives

Or ,............. Wait for it,................................... Kevin Dyson to the swans!! For a Violet Crumble!

Come on picket.. now is the time to fess up to watching internet porn. We won't tell Mrs,picket


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