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Jesse Hogan finger surgery

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Did the MFC get a job lot on surgery? Just saw a tweet from Jesse Hogan:

"Going into surgery for the first time and look who I get put up with. Grampa terlich #justafinger"

 

The thread title scared the living daylights out of me!! :o

Worried that it was his back

Very relieved to see Jesse's #justafinger tag :rolleyes:

 

I'm really nervous about this. What if there's some kind of Frankenstein-esque mix-up and Terlich's skills end up in Jesse's body?

Don't worry, that just means we'll now have a rampaging Dean Terlich at full forward....yay.


Why wouldn't you actually link to the tweet?

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Why wouldn't you actually link to the tweet?

No reason, I just didn't... I quoted the tweet so what does it matter?

 

I blame the young girls he has been been "dating".

I'm really nervous about this. What if there's some kind of Frankenstein-esque mix-up and Terlich's skills end up in Jesse's body?

Still chuckling.

May or may not have something to do with the boatload of kava I've had tonight..


Let's hope his finger is sorted quicker than Frost's toe.

Was that caused by young women as well?

A finger yes but I can't imagine how you could do a toe "dating" but then I have had a rather sheltered life.

I'm really nervous about this. What if there's some kind of Frankenstein-esque mix-up and Terlich's skills end up in Jesse's body?

It's ok, luckily Terlich is still under contract...

A finger yes but I can't imagine how you could do a toe "dating" but then I have had a rather sheltered life.

you've never owned a mini in your youth, earl?

it was called gloveboxitis


you've never owned a mini in your youth, earl?

it was called gloveboxitis

You sure you haven't given over your login to BBO for the night DC?

A finger yes but I can't imagine how you could do a toe "dating" but then I have had a rather sheltered life.

Can be done sitting opposite each other in a spa

so doesn't this mean Terlich will not in fact be delisted as many of us expected?

you've never owned a mini in your youth, earl?

it was called gloveboxitis

Yes now that you mention it DC our centre half forward many years ago on our end of season trip to Pambula did suffer a strange ankle injury after an encounter in his VW. Apparently if he hadn't opened the glove box the "encounter" would have been impossible for a 195 cm agile forward. Gee this brings back a lot of memories of Drive In movies I never really saw a lot of.m

you've never owned a mini in your youth, earl?

it was called gloveboxitis

The gearstick was a quick shift in those days they say.

I'm sure you rode the clutch straight to fourth!


The gearstick was a quick shift in those days they say.

I'm sure you rode the clutch straight to fourth!

was a bit of a double declutcher meself, biffo

so doesn't this mean Terlich will not in fact be delisted as many of us expected?

It wouldn't have any bearing. If he requires surgery due to a footy injury it would be done whether he's required or otherwise.

Was he smiling?

OMG he's going back to WA.......

 

so doesn't this mean Terlich will not in fact be delisted as many of us expected?

Terlich is contracted for another year I believe. Didn't he sign a 2 yr extension when Roos came on board?

It wouldn't have any bearing. If he requires surgery due to a footy injury it would be done whether he's required or otherwise.

Yep. Same thing happened with Bennell.


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