.... open my eyes in the Yarra river without goggles on

Drink the water from the Yarra....

not be surprised

Not this again

Stick a syringe in my eye

Get drunker.

I will pick a fight with Chris Judd outside a fish n chip shop in Lygon St...

...probably get banned for being "indecent".

Know we are still a "[censored] truck"

...probably get banned for being "indecent".

As you should be ...

As you should be ...

Seriously. It's really old now. Just eff off.

Seriously. It's really old now. Just eff off.

Come on Stuie..you walked into that one...

...probably get banned for being "indecent".

Fingers crossed.

Come on Stuie..you walked into that one...

I apparently must "walk in" to all of them cos all this dh does is follow me around on here. Think everyone else is as sick of it as me by now. It's old and boring and not funny, which is not surprising really.

Stop derailing threads Stuie, it's getting old.

Fingers crossed.

Yawn. Little lackey.

I apparently must "walk in" to all of them cos all this dh does is follow me around on here. Think everyone else is as sick of it as me by now. It's old and boring and not funny, which is not surprising really.

c'mon stuie this thread is not about you and your problems

get help.....now before it's too late

I apparently must "walk in" to all of them cos all this dh does is follow me around on here. Think everyone else is as sick of it as me by now. It's old and boring and not funny, which is not surprising really.

Embrace it.

curse; letting that scum cheat the system & get away with it.

the blues should be around 13th on the ladder, if it wasn't for interfering from within their own clubs hierarchy to rebuild. starting with decisions taken last year to end MnM's career after he takes Jock McHales record, & getting rid of Jarrod Waite prior to this years big tankathon.

they took Silvagni back last year in preparation for this season lyeing low.

...make some popcorn and spend the night on Demonland.

Eat so much food I'll explode like the fat guy in Monty Pythons Meaning of Life.

... p*ss into my local creek that is a tributary of the Yarra River.

... p*ss into my local creek that is a tributary of the Yarra River.

thats an idea, i may just flop it out & p*iss out from my 2nd story balcony towards the harbor.... p*ssing with the wind, of course.

Give a long-suffering sigh and grab a drink.

Wander aimlessly around Lygon St. shouting obscenities to anyone wearing blue and white....or just anyone.