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If we lose to Carlton I will ....

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Drink the water from the Yarra....

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    As you should be ...

    Seriously. It's really old now. Just eff off.

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    Seriously. It's really old now. Just eff off.

    Come on Stuie..you walked into that one...
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    Come on Stuie..you walked into that one...

    I apparently must "walk in" to all of them cos all this dh does is follow me around on here. Think everyone else is as sick of it as me by now. It's old and boring and not funny, which is not surprising really.

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    I apparently must "walk in" to all of them cos all this dh does is follow me around on here. Think everyone else is as sick of it as me by now. It's old and boring and not funny, which is not surprising really.

    c'mon stuie this thread is not about you and your problems

    get help.....now before it's too late

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    I apparently must "walk in" to all of them cos all this dh does is follow me around on here. Think everyone else is as sick of it as me by now. It's old and boring and not funny, which is not surprising really.

    Embrace it.
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    curse; letting that scum cheat the system & get away with it.

    the blues should be around 13th on the ladder, if it wasn't for interfering from within their own clubs hierarchy to rebuild. starting with decisions taken last year to end MnM's career after he takes Jock McHales record, & getting rid of Jarrod Waite prior to this years big tankathon.

    they took Silvagni back last year in preparation for this season lyeing low.

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    ...make some popcorn and spend the night on Demonland.

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    ... p*ss into my local creek that is a tributary of the Yarra River.

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    ... p*ss into my local creek that is a tributary of the Yarra River.

    thats an idea, i may just flop it out & p*iss out from my 2nd story balcony towards the harbor.... p*ssing with the wind, of course.

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    Wander aimlessly around Lygon St. shouting obscenities to anyone wearing blue and white....or just anyone.

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