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James Hird Sacked

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Just listening to Slobbo on SEN talking about the Hird issue. This guy must be the biggest [censored] wit of all time. Comedy gold.

Claims Hird knocked back 3.5 mill to walk after the France trip. He was asked about writing Hird's book and actually took it seriously - FMD the poor [censored] is virtually illiterate!! Someone should tell him.

And here is a classic. Claims there was a "disparagement" clause in Hird's parting agreement.

Just listening to Slobbo on SEN talking about the Hird issue. This guy must be the biggest [censored] wit of all time. Comedy gold.

Claims Hird knocked back 3.5 mill to walk after the France trip. He was asked about writing Hird's book and actually took it seriously - FMD the poor [censored] is virtually illiterate!! Someone should tell him.

And here is a classic. Claims there was a "disparagement" clause in Hird's parting agreement.

He sounded drunk and like he had half a schnitzel in his mouth.
 

My wife (who does not watch AFL) asked me tonight after about two minutes if he was drunk.

I said probably.

My wife (who does not watch AFL) asked me tonight after about two minutes if he was drunk.

I said probably.

the more normal question you might ask of slobbo is "is he sober", that condition being more the exception than the rule


The best though;

THE WAY JAMES HIRD HAS BEEN TREATED THROUGH ALL OF THIS IS **** DISGRACEFUL AND INHUMANE

THE CLUB THAT HE LOVES AND BLEEDS HAS TREATED HIM LIKE A PIECE OF ****.

HE AS ENDURED MORE THAN ANYONE HAS HAD TO GO THROUGH,BUT STAYED TRUE BECAUSE OF HIS LOVE OF THE CLUB AND THE PLAYERS.

AND HE GETS TREATED LIKE THIS.

NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

THE ESSENDON FOOTBALL CLUB WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.

A buit like this then?

leave-britney-alone-britney-spears-chris

I left a hint the other day in the Saga continues threat thread.

Trying to work out how to say it without actually saying it. Got the info from a mate and it is his mates job on the line if it is not meant to come out.

Barrett has the same relationship with the AFL that Robbo has with Hird, and it doesn't stop at providing information.

So are they [censored] or not?

Just listening to Slobbo on SEN talking about the Hird issue. This guy must be the biggest [censored] wit of all time. Comedy gold.

Claims Hird knocked back 3.5 mill to walk after the France trip. He was asked about writing Hird's book and actually took it seriously - FMD the poor [censored] is virtually illiterate!! Someone should tell him.

And here is a classic. Claims there was a "disparagement" clause in Hird's parting agreement.

He sounded drunk and like he had half a schnitzel in his mouth.

Does he ever not?

 

I'm not sure why I was surprised, but Sam Newman's rant last night highlighted just how blind some people are.

I'm not sure why I was surprised, but Sam Newman's rant last night highlighted just how blind some people are.

He basically said we are a small continent so we shouldn't come under the scrutiny of the ASADA/WADA. Just leave the cheats alone.


He sounded drunk and like he had half a schnitzel in his mouth.

Does he ever not?

The schnitzel's a bit of an improvement though.

I'm not sure why I was surprised, but Sam Newman's rant last night highlighted just how blind some people are.

Yes, very blind.

I honestly don't see how people have their head in the sand? It really is childs play to see that something had gone down there that shouldn't have. Even my mate that is an Essendon (Melbourne is his 2nd team so he isn't all bad) supporter can see that. He was glad that Hird had left so that this can all move forward faster, accept what has happened and penalties and move on.

I'm not sure why I was surprised, but Sam Newman's rant last night highlighted just how blind some people are.

Dont be surprised. Newman is a goose of the first order. There would be no one better qualified to make such a passionate ill informed ill considered rant as that. I turned that show on for two minutes and that crappp was my reward.

Dont be surprised. Newman is a goose of the first order. There would be no one better qualified to make such a passionate ill informed ill considered rant as that. I turned that show on for two minutes and that crappp was my reward.

Sam Newman responds.

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Sam Newman as Dumb or was that Dumber?

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Sam Newman responds.

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Sam Newman as Dumb or was that Dumber?

DUMBEST! The man speaks without so little intelligence and yet nobody seeks to hold him to account. It says something about his co-hosts Lyon and Brayshaw. Lowest common denominator anyone?

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DUMBEST! The man speaks without so little intelligence and yet nobody seeks to hold him to account. It says something about his co-hosts Lyon and Brayshaw. Lowest common denominator anyone?

They do not have to comment Reverand.

We all know without further comment.

Also this is a TV program they are all probably very happy that he makes goose statements.

Ratings start up.

That is all that matters.

DUMBEST! The man speaks without so little intelligence and yet nobody seeks to hold him to account. It says something about his co-hosts Lyon and Brayshaw. Lowest common denominator anyone?

the audience think he is a god, rev. greater than billy graham

what does that say?

there again james hird was(is) a deity for the northern suburbs mob

our brains are disturbed and malfunction when sport comes into things

it's a consequence of the demise of organised religion (i think)

you're a rev, you should understand

How long before Hird leaks his first bomb shell?

How long before Hird leaks his first bomb shell?

H_ , he has been leaking for years.

Post sacking leaks will not be far away.

How long before Hird leaks his first bomb shell?

3 working days

Once his money is cleared funds...


I am waiting for Tanya to find him on Ashley Madison.

3 working days

Once his money is cleared funds...

I would be surprised if his severance deal did not include a "no Criticism clause"

I would be surprised if his severance deal did not include a "no Criticism clause"

agreed od, but i did notice little virtually encourage him to do so when he was interviewed (but i think he also said at a later date)

 

I would be surprised if his severance deal did not include a "no Criticism clause"

You think that would stop him...??

the audience think he is a god, rev. greater than billy graham

what does that say?

there again james hird was(is) a deity for the northern suburbs mob

our brains are disturbed and malfunction when sport comes into things

it's a consequence of the demise of organised religion (i think)

you're a rev, you should understand

I'll pray for them, that they may find peace and solace in the hereafter.


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