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GAME DAY - Round 19

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9 tp 0 center clearences.. [censored] me this is pathetic!

cant kick mark wont chase ,shocking ,where our midfield playing

 

Ahhh - make that 28 points mate

Momentarily forgot how to count. Thanks.


And another goal to Norf and we are done.

46 plays 12 at Qtr time

This is abysmal.

100 pt hammering coming up if we don't start to attack the footy.

 

Why the hell is daniel cross on boomber? Christ lets put trenners on lewis jetta next year as well.


Worst qtr in 2 years!! [censored] pathetic!! Just when you thought we back to playing attacking footy we display this [censored]!

Im turning it off

Glad this is our last home game

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Jones not good enough!

Which one?

Think Matt has been good, Nathan terrible.

Well that about wraps it up at quarter time.

Well done Melbourne. Your ineptness continues to even amaze a cynic like me.

If Jones is crook and played....I thought there would have been a team rule since Maloney tried it that infamous day at Geelong.....


You just can't ever enjoy being a Melbourne supporter

For [censored] sake I am so fed up letting absolute fuckwits like Harvey and Thomas tear us a new one

Learn to beat this team or at least compete

Embarrasing pathetic quarter.

Can't wait for this season to end already.

Where the fark is Lamumba - gives us zilch.

He's not the lone ranger.

So…how much of this is North being a horrendous matchup problem for us, how much is it us being outclassed by a top-8 quality team, and how much is our poor effort? Any takers?

Can't wait for this season to end already.

I think it just has

$hits me that the players pick & choose weeks they want to have a crack and put in effort... North are a side who love time & space and that exactly what we are giving them. Can't win a centre clearance either


Key to beating Melbourne—tag Nathan Jones out of it and hope Bernie Vince doesn’t play a blinder. Do that and the rest will play like training cones.

 

Which one?

Think Matt has been good, Nathan terrible.

Nathan was crook during the week. Should have played Stretch.

Sohow much of this is North being a horrendous matchup problem for us, how much is it us being outclassed by a top-8 quality team, and how much is our poor effort? Any takers?

We are their [censored]

My life long dream is watching someone flatten Harvey and knock him out.

Sadly all I see is hapless players not manning up and giving us nothing

Would love to win a [censored] clearance this quarter.


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