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GAME DAY

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How many goals do we gift the opposition every week because 70% of our players can't kick?

Not sure, but it's probably somewhere in the vicinity of 70%.

 

Jesus christ Bail frustrates the hell out of me. He has cost us two goals and almost one at the death. The bloke is a basket case. Actually a basket would probably be more effective.

 

Brayshaw will be a culture changer. He knew Enright was coming for him on the wing. He had the option of a panicky handball but took a hit for the team to ensure a stoppage. Love him.

Hes the best first year player at this club for years, no disrespect to Jesse.

Misson

That's right. Blame a bloke who's not even on the field.


You're watching a big part of the Melbourne resurgence for years to come today, Demonlanders. It's huge and has a beard.

Me?

Not sure, but it's probably somewhere in the vicinity of 70%.

It's called decision making....they have allowed thru turnovers to be scored against in the last 2 minutes of each quarters...

 

hope for bog 2nd half from howe


Jeemy Howe - 0 disosals

Needs to kick a couple of goals in the 2nd half. Hes not holding up his end of the bargain and we are in a winning position in what was supposed to be an unwinnable game.

Providing a massive contest though. You'd realise that if you actually watched the game.

I don't understand what is happening here.

It's the midfield stupid.


who is our sub?

must be [censored] if bail and matt jones are on the field.

Riley is the sub.

I'd expect him to come on for Bail.

Jeemy Howe - 0 disosals

Needs to kick a couple of goals in the 2nd half. Hes not holding up his end of the bargain and we are in a winning position in what was supposed to be an unwinnable game.

Hes competing and bringing the ball down to dangerous areas and halving outnumbered contests. His opponent Kolodjashnij is dribbling on him and basically totally focussed on stopping him and not doing anything himself.

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If this ends up close, Pig dog may just be the perfect sub once again to come on and bring some final quarter hurt to the Cats.

You're watching a big part of the Melbourne resurgence for years to come today, Demonlanders. It's huge and has a beard.

Me?

Gotta be honest, that's not how I pictured you looking.


I know it's Enrights 300th but can they talk about something else?

Many on here wanted to/want to delist Gawn.

Not on your life.

He's dominant.

I know it's Enrights 300th but can they talk about something else?

No chance. It's almost as if he's the first person to reach that milestone. He's been a wonderful player, sure, but they are going right over the top with it all.

 

I know it's Enrights 300th but can they talk about something else?

I hope they're still talking about it and the end of the game and how the Demons SPOILT it.

Me?

Without doubt you are a big part of the Dees future deanox, so take it as read.


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