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POST MATCH DISCUSSION - Round 11

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While I am angry and [censored] off Picket Fence can go and eat a bag of dicks now!!

Toumpas just gave you the biggest [censored]!

Picket Fence got [censored] slapped by the Toump

 

How's the Saints reaction after the siren though....

YOU BEAT MELBOURNE YOU FLOGS, ........ NOBODY CELEBRATES THAT.

Wankerz.

To be fair you could say the exact same thing about them, and I guarantee you I would've been carrying on like a pork chop if we'd actaully done the right thing.

It's a shitsandwich but put Salem, Frost, Kent and Petracca in that line up and it's not all doom and gloom. In the meantime, I'm just taking the hose out to the car.

 

Didn't watch it, knew we'd lose.

Been a member for 20 odd years, constantly brainwashing my kids in an attempt to instill into them to become members forever. This is the final straw, I'm done. Sick of this constant crap we dish up.....Got better things to do in life to do than be constantly disappointed with this.

So for the last time, Wormburner signing out.

Nice grandstanding. So long.

While I am angry and [censored] off Picket Fence can go and eat a bag of dicks now!!

Toumpas just gave you the biggest [censored]!

But Riley played, and how good was he! What aggression! Never backs away from a contest!


Didn't watch it, knew we'd lose.

Been a member for 20 odd years, constantly brainwashing my kids in an attempt to instill into them to become members forever. This is the final straw, I'm done. Sick of this constant crap we dish up.....Got better things to do in life to do than be constantly disappointed with this.

So for the last time, Wormburner signing out.

Canr blame you. Im giving them next week to produce a club defining win down at Geelong. If they cant do it, I am done too.

Experienced leaders are our problem week in and week out.

We didn't deserve to win. Our leaders went missing when we needed them the most.

But honestly, if you're game enough to watch that game again, you'll see we were lucky to be that close for most of the game.

Which is pretty pathetic given how even the teams are.

We also dominated the key stats and still never really looked like it. We need more midfield class. I'll say it again. We need more midfield class.
 

Didn't watch it, knew we'd lose.

Been a member for 20 odd years, constantly brainwashing my kids in an attempt to instill into them to become members forever. This is the final straw, I'm done. Sick of this constant crap we dish up.....Got better things to do in life to do than be constantly disappointed with this.

So for the last time, Wormburner signing out.

See ya next week.


On a positive note...welcome Jimmy Toumpas

Don't get too carried away

Answer me this. How can someone take a mark roughly 80 metres out, wait, wait, wait, and then bomb it in high only for an opposition defender to take an almost uncontested mark. Happened all last week and fairly regularly again today.

It's a shitsandwich but put Salem, Frost, Kent and Petracca in that line up and it's not all doom and gloom. In the meantime, I'm just taking the hose out to the car.

The LPG hose?

Canr blame you. Im giving them next week to produce a club defining win down at Geelong. If they cant do it, I am done too.

And there folks is the definition of insanity.

Just watched the last centre bounce,the camera was on Roos screaming into the phone "Push Back,Push Back" but it's not enough time with 41 seconds to go to get the message to the players from the box.

Jones and Vince are responsible for not getting numbers back,our onfield leaders are to blame.

Toumpas followed Montagna all the way from the centre and when Montagna won possession,Toumpas was at least 7-8 metres behind,game over


No one ahead of the bank for the last quarter. Except at the end, of course. We are good enough to win. We don't have the on field leaders to win.

Back to casey Riley and Michie, Neal-Bullen a mile off being AFL ready as well.

He was on the ground for 29% of the game. Yes he had two clangers but he is still one of the most efficient in the squad. He needss to be given a few games in a row to see what he has.

Agree that AND is not ready, fitness wise but I loved it when he went in to help Hogan in the second quarter when the pillock on him started to push him around. Hogan does not need help and would have crushed the dud on him but it was great to see a first gamer standing up.

It's a shitsandwich but put Salem, Frost, Kent and Petracca in that line up and it's not all doom and gloom. In the meantime, I'm just taking the hose out to the car.

Make sure all doors are locked also

Paul Roos is 99% to blame today

We get in front with minutes to go. He doesn't put Jones in the guts. He doesn't put 3 extra back. He does sweet [censored] all.

This team is a joke. I've had a gutful.

You have got to be fucken kidding me? So in 30 seconds after we kicked that goal, Roos had time to call down to the runner to get the message out?!?!? Point the finger at our fucken retarded players & leaders, you're up, get the [censored] behind the ball!!!!!

Enough with the Roos bagging it's the fucken players for [censored] sake!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a shitsandwich but put Salem, Frost, Kent and Petracca in that line up and it's not all doom and gloom. In the meantime, I'm just taking the hose out to the car.

Where the hell have you been ?

We were worried sick.


No way... You can not in 40 seconds relay a message to get players back. That is a players driven to push numbers back... This loss is %100 on the players. Roos couldn't do anything

BS. You hear players from every other club say that they practice for that exact situation. It clearly wasn't ingrained into the players, and that sits with the coach. Love to hear who Roos blames this week...

Picket Fence got [censored] slapped by the Toump

The player whose opponent kicked the winning goal?

 

Our depth players are just not good enough - Riley, Michie, Bail, Pedersen, M. Jones, Newton and the newbies apart from Brayshaw and Hogan are not ready so we can't cover Garland, Kent, Salem, JKH, Vanders.

Another list clean out needed.

Positives - Toumpas, Watts, Gawn, Grimes, Brayshaw, Hogan.

Garlett needs a boot in the backside.

Lack of older type leadership players again.( Soon to be the past ). We are very very slow and a few of the main problems are in the previous group. Kids were good Toumpas, Hogan, Viney ( the future ). Nonetheless one of our better performances at Etihad for a while, we'll be bottom four this year and have something very handy to trade for somebody really good. Sloan I hope..Still believe we will finish better than we have started. We were always going to finish bottom six so bottom four just means we get some better candy to trade well with. Onballers leg speed a really serious concern, Hogan good , the rest of the forward line has little capacity to hurt and don't kick enough goals.


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