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If we beat the Hawks I will ...

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So....business as usual huh?

As for me, not sure. Just got retrenched from work, so the single malt is out.

Maybe metho and cottees cordial?

Faulty sorry to hear the news but beers should be cheap over in the Philippines I would have thought. And haven't you just been hammered by a typhoon over there? Tough times.

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    Faulty sorry to hear the news but beers should be cheap over in the Philippines I would have thought. And haven't you just been hammered by a typhoon over there? Tough times.

    Faint.

    This should be our line in the sand game. If roos knows our history this is the one team above all we have never got near. They treat us with contempt, rotate players, then smash us with no pressure.

    One day, just one day we will make them pay.

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    Wake up.

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    Bummer, faulty. Hope it is a good weekend for you then...

    And that'd be the Cottees red?

    Haha, of course Timothy. Nuthin' but the best

    ;-)

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    Faulty sorry to hear the news but beers should be cheap over in the Philippines I would have thought. And haven't you just been hammered by a typhoon over there? Tough times.

    Beer is very cheap Earl, as are Spirits..

    Always typhoons there. Its the most Typhoon prone country on the planet.

    But, im still in Oz now, just not sure for how long. II ll probably head back "home" to Angeles City for a few months, then look for work.

    I have cable TV there, so i get several games a week, and I have the AFL app, for the games we dont get.

    I will still treat myslef to something nice, should we see a miracle this week. I just cant see any way it can happen.

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    If we beat hawthorn tomorrow...

    I'll start looking forward to the rematch in the finals.

    And more practically, I'll finish those things I've been procrastinating about for almost as long as the Demons haven't beaten Hawthorn!

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    No one has mentioned blame jack watts or compare jimmy Toumpas to ollie wines, surely they're the first two people will do regardless

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    So....business as usual huh?

    As for me, not sure. Just got retrenched from work, so the single malt is out.

    Maybe metho and cottees cordial?

    speak to Biff down Fitroy St x Loch St StKilda @ the 'Gat' he'll give you the cottees free to go with your preferred byo white spirit just beware of that lady boy, if he/she's about.

    ps: btw, sorry to hear of your leisure these days.

    Sicko!

    :cool:

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    Faint.

    This should be our line in the sand game. If roos knows our history this is the one team above all we have never got near. They treat us with contempt, rotate players, then smash us with no pressure.

    One day, just one day we will make them pay.

    Except when we lost by about 12 points 4 or 5 years ago.

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    speak to Biff down Fitroy St x Loch St StKilda @ the 'Gat' he'll give you the cottees free to go with your preferred byo white spirit just beware of that lady boy, if he/she's about.

    ps: btw, sorry to hear of your leisure these days.

    Been to Thailand many times. Lady boys are no problem ;-)

    Already have my own spirits kit. Gave it to a mate many years ago for safe keeping. When he thought he was killing himslef, it went into storage.

    And forget BBO,where I have come from, I could show him more strange stuff than he would ever see in this country

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    get plastered, tell everyone I see that 'the dees are back in town, can you believe Matt Jones had 40 touches' and probably make incoherent posts on demonland around 4am

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    I will quickly go and destroy all of our spreadsheets.

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    I will put my winnings on the bar of Demonlanders choice.

    I believe we are paying $9

    Go Dees!

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    Enjoy afl related programs on the box and radio immensly .

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    upgrade my membership to include reserved seats and access to finals.

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    Will sing "la la la la lumumba" all the way the Richmond station.

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    Will support Moonie,and bare my arrrs down the main street of Beech Forest.{wouldnt be the first time]

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    Will support Moonie,and bare my arrrs down the main street of Beech Forest.{wouldnt be the first time]

    Will there be photographic evidence?

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