When will Melbourne break these embarrassing records?

[Akum 2,660]

Could we add "beat a team coached by a Whinge Twin"?

[RalphiusMaximus 6,053]

On the original list winning at Skilled wasn't mentioned, but I think this really should count as knocking off two hoodoos. That was just awesome.

[hardtack 10,537]

On the original list winning at Skilled wasn't mentioned, but I think this really should count as knocking off two hoodoos. That was just awesome.

About half way down there is an entry "Win in Geelong".

[RalphiusMaximus 6,053]

About half way down there is an entry "Win in Geelong".

So it was!

[rpfc 28,432]

Beat St Kilda at Etihad a week after beating the Pies on QB and that is four of the above...

Some are more meaningful than others though.

Beating Geelong down at Mordor would be huge, and of course beating Hawthorn, but Geelong are on a precipice - I would love to push them over...

Did we push them over?

Probably not. But we kicked them in the nuts in front of people that like them - so that'll have to do...

[demon-4-life 467]

Geez that list would be so much more impressive if we had beaten St Kilda last week. Would have wiped off the Saints and Etihad like we wiped off Geelong in Geelong today.

[What 18,810]

Geez that list would be so much more impressive if we had beaten St Kilda last week. Would have wiped off the Saints and Etihad like we wiped off Geelong in Geelong today.

and back to back wins too... would have been nice.

Guess we will just have to smash Meth Coke up in Darwin in 2 weeks.

[Young Dee 1,303]

lol here is one for the good record list:

"Although the result was a shock, the omens were bad for the Cats leading into the game. Melbourne has not lost when a player on the opposing team is recording his 300th game – having defeated teams including Leigh Matthews, Luke Power and Paul Salmon. The Cats have not won any of their three games when a player has celebrated 300 games."

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-06-21/five-talking-points-geelong-v-melbourne

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

Geez that list would be so much more impressive if we had beaten St Kilda last week. Would have wiped off the Saints and Etihad like we wiped off Geelong in Geelong today.

Got a feeling its not far away...

Edited June 22, 2015 by Wadda We Sing

[monoccular 17,429]

One down....many to go.

Go dees.

[monoccular 17,429]

Could we add "beat a team coached by a Whinge Twin"?

Beating the other one would feel just as good.

Round 19 August 9th at the G

[Sir Why You Little 37,038]

I thought a win at The Cattery would be one of the last ticks we marked off this long list

To lead at every change...What a dream!!

[hemingway 7,627]

Smashing teams is a fair wish for all demon fans, but happy to settle for playing footy like we did against the Cats. Keep doing what we did on Sunday and wins will come. However, with our developing team there will be ups and downs, Seeing the group of talented young kids come through is going to be exciting and a reward for the disappointment of the last 10 years.

[P-man 13,366]

This is where DLand needs a tagging option.

Update required, praha.

[old dee 23,791]

9th August is the next one to put away.

[H_T 3,047]

Did we push them over?

Probably not. But we kicked them in the nuts in front of people that like them - so that'll have to do...

http://zippy.gfycat.com/TerrificHappyBagworm.webm

[Curry & Beer 5,444]

you missed one nasher

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

http://zippy.gfycat.com/TerrificHappyBagworm.webm

Gold.

[Nasher 33,616]

you missed one nasher

Sorry, realised at the time but had to run. Fixed now.

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

One record i would like to see broken/set is when we really bury a team, like 50+ points. When was the last time that happened??

[Curry & Beer 5,444]

One record i would like to see broken/set is when we really bury a team, like 50+ points. When was the last time that happened??

we beat GWS by 78 in r13, 2012 but if that doesnt count its

dockers by 89 points, R13, 2011

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

we beat GWS by 78 in r13, 2012 but if that doesnt count its

dockers by 89 points, R13, 2011

Oh yeah right, god it seems so much longer than that....

[monoccular 17,429]

How long since we actually won two (or for that matter three) on the trot??

[praha 11,240]

Slowly but surely

[Roger Mellie 4,025]

Having won in Round 1 this year, we broke a decade-long record of having not won in the first week of the season.

What other records are in dire need of being broken?

I'm just wondering the last time we won a game when we were favourites. Is that another embarrassing record that needs to be broken?

Granted we wouldn't be favourites too often, but anyone know when was the last time?