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Patrick Dangerfield

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Admins please rename this thread "Phishing with Danger"

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    Wow dude you have a real girlfriend?

    What's that like, must be cool!

    I know ! Whodda thunk ?

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    This thread has terned to cobblers, and, has a bad smell about it. I can't fathom it and won't be dipping my line into it again!

    Edited by 1 red eye 1 blue eye

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    My girlfriend thought me spending time at Demonland was a complete waste of time but after I made her read the very fortunate turn this thread took she now see's exactly why I spend time here...

    Sounds like a good catch :)

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    Once we land Dangerfish, i hope we turn our attention to Jarryd Flathead...

    Otherwise known as the orange roughie.

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    Once we land Dangerfish, i hope we turn our attention to Jarryd Flathead...

    I hope you mean the Orange Roughy

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    Is there any info in this thread?

    It seems to me that we have gone hard for Dangerfield and that neither he, nor Adelaide, are entertaining our offer.

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    It seems to me that we have gone hard for Dangerfield and that neither he, nor Adelaide, are entertaining our offer.

    We've thrown a line in and now we're a waiting for someone to bite.

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    It seems to me that we have gone hard for Dangerfield and that neither he, nor Adelaide, are entertaining our offer.

    Stating the obvious, we really need to land a big fish.

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    Stating the obvious, we really need to land a big fish.

    It was a joke. At least I think it was

    Edited by Moneider96

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    Good to sea this thread still going strongly lol.

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    Whoever started this should be hung dried and quartered!

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    I'm writing all these down. You guys are quite something.

    So many varieties...

    Who knew there were so many different types of loser out there?

    No need to be a slickhead about it.

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    Again, I'd be staggered if we didn't have a backup plan for Danger turning us down. There's obviously been a lot of maneuvering behind the scenes to get us pick 3 and potentially financial assistance... I can't believe it's all amounted to nothing.

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    Again, I'd be staggered if we didn't have a backup plan for Danger turning us down. There's obviously been a lot of maneuvering behind the scenes to get us pick 3 and potentially financial assistance... I can't believe it's all amounted to nothing.

    its still early in week one of actual trading.......a lot of water and bridges to go yet :)

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    its still early in week one of actual trading.......a lot of water and bridges to go yet :)

    ..and any decent fish in those waters, beelzebub?

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    Again, I'd be staggered if we didn't have a backup plan for Danger turning us down. There's obviously been a lot of maneuvering behind the scenes to get us pick 3 and potentially financial assistance... I can't believe it's all amounted to nothing.

    I still think that something could happen with Jeremy Cameron.

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    So do I. Think Cameron to Saints for pick 1?

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    I still think that something could happen with Jeremy Cameron.

    Wanted to be hopeful but just yesterday the Giants were posting photos on Twitter of Cameron training at Giants HQ. If they knew he was out the door I doubt they'd have bothered, and I doubt he'd be in Sydney starting training.

    Great to see @Jezzacameron & @JacobTownsend31 getting a jump on pre-season. The boys left nothing in the tank today.

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    Wanted to be hopeful but just yesterday the Giants were posting photos on Twitter of Cameron training at Giants HQ. If they knew he was out the door I doubt they'd have bothered, and I doubt he'd be in Sydney starting training.

    Great to see @Jezzacameron & @JacobTownsend31 getting a jump on pre-season. The boys left nothing in the tank today.

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    There you go.

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