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I love that you've captured the writing style as well as the content style. Brilliant. Poor Webber - it must be hard having an IQ of 190 amongst us mere humans! I love it when he turns up and embarrasses all the clueless wailers with his knowledge.

h_h was by far the best one, though. I even read it in the same comical voice in my head that comes to mind when I read the real h_h's posts. I first read this at lunch time and am still giggling at "the sun is a loser".

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    Fabulous post

    But Mr Roos, aided by Mr Jackson, and maybe a few players, will inevitably bring us all unprecedented joy and success within twelve months. Without a shadow of doubt.

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    Fabulous post

    But Mr Roos, aided by Mr Jackson, and maybe a few players, will inevitably bring us all unprecedented joy and success within twelve months. Without a shadow of doubt.

    ??? you mean were gunna win the Nab cup 2015 ?

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    Waiting for demonfrog to upload a picture of the away clouds uniform,then we can make a choice.

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    I love that you've captured the writing style as well as the content style. Brilliant. Poor Webber - it must be hard having an IQ of 190 amongst us mere humans! I love it when he turns up and embarrasses all the clueless wailers with his knowledge.

    h_h was by far the best one, though. I even read it in the same comical voice in my head that comes to mind when I read the real h_h's posts. I first read this at lunch time and am still giggling at "the sun is a loser".

    believe me I am laughing too, great thread by P man

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    Fabulous post

    But Mr Roos, aided by Mr Jackson, and maybe a few players, will inevitably bring us all unprecedented joy and success within twelve months. Without a shadow of doubt.

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    not if E D mcguire has anything to do with proceedings

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    Hahahaha!! Totally superb Man,P. great laughs from Davao Philippines. Just survived a 3 hour crazy van ride along a coastal highway from Mati. A place worth visiting. But after that drive i needs laughs & Booze! :)

    cheerio WYL

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    Haha this is so good. And you captured me so perfectly, since despite vowing that I won't watch our game while I'm away, I just paid $15 so I can watch it on my last day in Thailand.

    Seriously, it better not rain!

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    Best read on demonland for 116 days.

    Take an extra 10 minutes at lunchtime and have yourself skinny latte.

    And a better page to read than rpfc's manifesto.

    at least for 4 2 6 weeks, anywayz

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    hahaha...awesome.

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    The OP has moved to 8th position in the all time most 'liked' posts. :)

    What are the first seven?

    They must be good.

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    The OP has moved to 8th position in the all time most 'liked' posts. :)

    Where is this list? I'd like to read it.

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    LOL - quite a few in the top 20 are training threads, says a lot about our recent history. [/quoteHaha Range Roversark Neeld Rant.

    I remember the day the penny dropped and he did a 180!!

    Superb. Miss the Range

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    I miss Nudge's trading rumours. They made me laugh sometimes. Could be accurate, often ridiculous.

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    LOL - quite a few in the top 20 are training threads, says a lot about our recent history.

    I think it's more to do with us all feeling footy starved during preseason.

    Then again, that's because we're always so desperate to start anew.

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    I think it's more to do with us all feeling footy starved during preseason.

    Then again, that's because we're always so desperate to start anew.

    Add in you don't lose too many games between October and February

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    Add in you don't lose too many games between October and February

    small correction od, make that september to february

    we definitely don't lose games in september - lol

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    small correction od, make that september to february

    we definitely don't lose games in september - lol

    IIRC we lost one last September - final game of the season.

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