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Jimmy Toumpas 426 :(

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Young Demon Toumpas struck down with appendicitis

"MELBOURNE youngster Jimmy Toumpas has been diagnosed with acute appendicitis and will miss the next four to six weeks"

Hope you recover quickly Lad

best of luck

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    That stupid appendix is what has been holding him back.

    Good riddance stupid appendix.

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    Toumpas, Evans out for four to six weeks

    Disappointing for Toump. I was hoping he'd have a strong second half of the year. Best wishes to him for a speedy recovery and hopefully he's fit and firing for the first day of pre season. The same can be said for Evans who may also miss the rest of the year due to injury. Also, Hoges is now listed as 3-4 weeks away ...

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    ffs Jnr....lol

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    The tank is on.

    Next thing is Hogan won't make it back!
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    Poor Jimmy, probably better than playing at casey the way they are going anyways

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    Wines probably had his appendix removed as a kid.. just sayin

    Prob removed it with his bare hands...

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    down to 34 fit players for the next month including rookies

    evans will be delisted for sure

    give young Harmes a first game as a sub.

    see what 30 minutes of senior footy can do

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    Cue in the rack time.

    A race to see who plummets furthest.

    But say nothing.

    :unsure: cone of silence.....cone of silence !!! :rolleyes:

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    Don't joke about it

    i'm not

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    was that pun intended od?

    Now dc is the moment of truth!

    Lie or tell the truth

    Unfortunately a complete accident.

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    Prob removed it with his bare hands...

    Don't be ridiculous he used a rusty razor blade.

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    Cue in the rack time.

    A race to see who plummets furthest.

    But say nothing.

    Guess who we are playing on Saturday?

    187?

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    Don't be ridiculous he used a rusty razor blade.

    he's a country boy isn't he? probably just used his teeth after demasculating a few hundred sheep likewise

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    Some guys just can't take a trick!!

    Bloody recruiters should have checked though - incompetence.

    A side issue - surely this must be the end for Evans. No more chances to show his worth. "Time, gentlemen."

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