I would just like to take this moment to declare I will not be running for Prime Minister.

Why not CB you would struggle to do worse than the current ( well the next 90 minutes ) incumbent.

God, I'd rather be coach!

Seriously though, a Burns/Richardson/Simpson has more chance.

By the way who asked you to be Coach anyway Matthew?

I suppose he had to answer the question but still made me laugh

Even his famous grandfather would have had a chuckle

Hahaha.... Is this serious? Wow.... Who was even asking Primus....

Surely there are a couple more hack coaches, that can say they don't want the melbourne job....lol.... Where's Dean Bailey at?

No Primus! Can we lure Jeff Geischen away from the Umpiring job maybe?

Primus not interested in Melbourne job

Well guess what buddy ...

The headline may as well have read, "Taylor Swift not interested in Melbourne job".

The headline may as well have read, "Taylor Swift not interested in Melbourne job".

She could write a hit song about being dumped from the job though...

The headline may as well have read, "Taylor Swift not interested in Melbourne job".

But she'd fit right in with all the complaining and disappointment. We might at least win a Grammy.

At last, the MFC name on an award... even if it means nothing.

Where to from here??

News just in: Greg Hutchinson and Mark Riley both ruled themselves out of the running. They are dropping like flies all the worthy candidates. Spewing. Why not Matty??

Im just devastated

Gillard has just ruled herself out...

No Primus! Can we lure Jeff Geischen away from the Umpiring job maybe?

An ex West Perth coach can not be all bad!

I think we can safely rule out Bill Stephen, Ken Judge and Wayne Brittain as well.

I hear Graeme Gellie's out of the running too...

He should have taken the [censored] out of the hack, answering it seriously just makes him look stupid.

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PJ must be shatterd now

Spoke to Norm Smith via the Ouija board today. Definitely not interested. Jock McHale still undecided.

Oddly, he does have a link to a VFL legend . He's the grandson of legendary Cats player and premiership coach Reg Hickey .

What is the media's fascination with ex-Adelaide players/coaches?

Now Bickley..

ADELAIDE coach Brenton Sanderson has fully endorsed his assistant Mark Bickley for the senior job at Melbourne.

The two-time premiership captain stepped in as the Crows' interim coach for the final six games of 2011 but was beaten to the senior gig by Sanderson.

Sanderson was bullish on Bickley's suitability for the Melbourne coaching position.

"I hope 'Bicks' puts his hand up and I'm sure he'll get contacted by the Melbourne Footy Club – it'd be a great job for him," Sanderson said.

"I'm sure it's one he'd do really well if he gets the opportunity."

so sanderson wants him OUT

I thought this was about a potential sponsor.

Bickley has a slightly better chance than me of being the Coach of the MFC.

More drivel to come between now and the end of August

Bickley has a slightly better chance than me of being the Coach of the MFC.

More drivel to come between now and the end of August

Just gotta keep those columns filled, old dee, doesn't matter what's in 'em. You know that old (new) journalism adage: quantity over quality.

I'm distraught.

I am also wondering what the headlines will be when they find out I'm not applying.

"CHIPPY FRIED"

Noooooooo!! I really wanted Primus to be the coach!!!