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If We Beat Freo I Will....

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I'll feed the notorious bird that constantly relieves itself on my car... god damn it I hate that bird

 

Have to call in sick to work on Monday #thatdrunk

I'll stick with the fine tradition of consuming a hat.

 

I'll feed the notorious bird that constantly relieves itself on my car... god damn it I hate that bird

Don't do it man.

Make it my goal to high five every other Dee's supporter before leaving that ground tomorrow.


if we beat freo i will rub it in all my friends faces who have been bagging me for barracking for melbourne :)

if you are making it to patersons tommorow

have a good day and dont be disappointed if he tries the corridor game

yde, cant believe friends hang it on you for following dees, shock horror.

if we beat freo i will rub it in all my friends faces who have been bagging me for barracking for melbourne :)

I will begin research to find the location of Morpheus and Trinity and swallow the red pill as quickly as I possibly can. Because if Melbourne beat Freo, there is no way that the lives we are leading are actually real!

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I will "buy in"

I will "buy in"

Someone always has to take it too far


wake up having realized I was dreaming

Surprisingly took 13 posts to get someone having a whinge on what was clearly designed to be a positive thread.

Surprisingly took 13 posts to get someone having a whinge on what was clearly designed to be a ypositive thread.

About as long as it took for you to make a personal attack on another poster. Why dont you tighten your anus and stop crapying on others

This coach and his style of game has made me negative. Live with it

... chase my wife around the house until she agrees to some horizontal folk-dancing. I will have to explode the tension somehow!!!


Surprisingly took 13 posts to get someone having a whinge on what was clearly designed to be a positive thread.

About as long as it took for you to make a personal attack on another poster. Why dont you tighten your anus and stop crapying on others

This coach and his style of game has made me negative. Live with it

In what way is Titan's post a personal attack?

... chase my wife around the house until she agrees to some horizontal folk-dancing. I will have to explode the tension somehow!!!

I think the wife is safe mate!!!!!! Good luck in your endeavours though. Doesn't hurt to try.

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In what way is Titan's post a personal attack?

I'm just being precious - I have little enough joy with following this train wreck of a club. Preciousness is all that's left

get meself a hooker

I will expect those anti-Neeld doomsayers on here to STFU for at lest one week.

I would be asking the obvious question as i am sure our work ethic would need to be excellent if we did win

The question should be asked on why don't they play like that every week and no that has nothing to do with what the scoreboard says at the end of the game

Sorry to those who think that everyone who is critical of Neeld is deemed as being anti-neeld as we are not as i don't know any demon supporter who wants him to fail

what part of the equation of simple basic footy with a willingness to have a go work ethic are you confused about ?

I think Neeld has some responsibility for what happens on the ground besides the players


Relax... We've got this

Let me ask you all this

if Melbourne win tomorrow will this change things and will Neeld be safe as coach?

Assume we've found a new supplement program manager.

 

Let me ask you all this

if Melbourne win tomorrow will this change things and will Neeld be safe as coach?

Barring no further 148 / 186 type losses, I'd say a victory over Fremantle would pretty much put Neeld right back in the driver's seat of the reality bus for the foreseeable future - unless we somehow managed to pick up one of the Big Three coaches everyone's talking about (Roos/Clarkson/Williams).

I am surrounder by Freo supporters (God my Dad was one!) I would have a great time rubbing it in to their supporters as I loath Freo only a little less than Collingwood.

But really nothing would have changed for MFC as one win does not mean alot. It is continual improvement that is needed.

Althought at least for a week I can again hold my head high as a MFC supporter!


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