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What will the next scandal/rumor be?

Courtney_Fish
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We've had salary breaches, tanking, club condoned performance substances, racism, scuffles, alcohol, fleeing from car accident (have I got that one right?), financial troubles, treachory, disunity, laziness and culture problems. Oh and there was the tax bill that someone forgot in one of their draws.

No wonder we don't win games. Who's got time for that?

I don't think there has been narcotics, larceny, guns or shootings, fraud, association with felons, people smuggling and soliciting.

I feel so much better now knowing that things can still get worse.

We've had salary breaches, tanking, club condoned performance substances, racism, scuffles, alcohol, fleeing from car accident (have I got that one right?), financial troubles, treachory, disunity, laziness and culture problems. Oh and there was the tax bill that someone forgot in one of their draws.

No wonder we don't win games. Who's got time for that?

I don't think there has been narcotics, larceny, guns or shootings, fraud, association with felons, people smuggling and soliciting.

I feel so much better now knowing that things can still get worse.

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    I'm voting sexual harassment in the locker room.

    Too obvious. Gotta have that "shakes head in disbelief" element.

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    I'm tipping heavy player betting on our own matches..................surely that's the only big one we are missing!

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    Bearded Spa orgies-tick.

    People smuggling -to do, give it time.

    Child porn-you tube vids of Hogan is the best we have on that

    Backyard abortions-everyone we draft

    Arson ring-the fans , the club and the media.

    Ponzi scheme operating since 1964

    Fraud-paying Brian Royal a wage

    Obtaining money by deception-the players

    Treason , treachery, blackmail-our daily modus operandi.

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    I have one-

    New CEO sacks Todd Viney who leaves and takes Jack with him!

    Cannot get any worse

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    We faked the moon landing. Neil Armstrong was actually walking on Glenn Lovett's head.

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    Damien barrett assulted by Melbourne players and members.

    Although i'd be pretty happy to be involved in that one

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    Club accounts were fudged and MFC put in the hands of administrators. Bankruptcy. The end.

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    coming up for first time this year. please no more rumours until monday. i need a positive so the weekend doesnt hurt. im copping it daily and every person in the otways has a dig at me , i need a win like all of us

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    we are strange club, no great news ever seems to come about

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    Any of our players been to Boston lately?

    Too soon?

    Edited by PJ_12345

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    Col Sylvia and Lynden Dunn elope to NZ for a quick ceremony... :wub:

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