We've had salary breaches, tanking, club condoned performance substances, racism, scuffles, alcohol, fleeing from car accident (have I got that one right?), financial troubles, treachory, disunity, laziness and culture problems. Oh and there was the tax bill that someone forgot in one of their draws.

No wonder we don't win games. Who's got time for that?

I don't think there has been narcotics, larceny, guns or shootings, fraud, association with felons, people smuggling and soliciting.

I feel so much better now knowing that things can still get worse.

We've had salary breaches, tanking, club condoned performance substances, racism, scuffles, alcohol, fleeing from car accident (have I got that one right?), financial troubles, treachory, disunity, laziness and culture problems. Oh and there was the tax bill that someone forgot in one of their draws.

No wonder we don't win games. Who's got time for that?

I don't think there has been narcotics, larceny, guns or shootings, fraud, association with felons, people smuggling and soliciting.

I feel so much better now knowing that things can still get worse.

Garry Lyon to try for third time lucky

I'm voting sexual harassment in the locker room.

I'm voting sexual harassment in the locker room.

Isn't that what the umpires call "interference"?

It doesn't help having all these issues crop up.

Hopefully next year we just hear feel good stories and see improvement.

I'm voting sexual harassment in the locker room.

Too obvious. Gotta have that "shakes head in disbelief" element.

I'm voting Jack Watts convinces Hogan to take up basketball career!

I'm tipping heavy player betting on our own matches..................surely that's the only big one we are missing!

Bearded Spa orgies-tick.

People smuggling -to do, give it time.

Child porn-you tube vids of Hogan is the best we have on that

Backyard abortions-everyone we draft

Arson ring-the fans , the club and the media.

Ponzi scheme operating since 1964

Fraud-paying Brian Royal a wage

Obtaining money by deception-the players

Treason , treachery, blackmail-our daily modus operandi.

Dodgy insurance claim

Bentleigh Club burns down - emails found between directors calling for 'operation inferno' to be carried out

I have one-

New CEO sacks Todd Viney who leaves and takes Jack with him!

Cannot get any worse

Demonland spelling and grammar policing squad repairs another thread title containing a misspelt word.

We faked the moon landing. Neil Armstrong was actually walking on Glenn Lovett's head.

Dog fighting scandal. Once you lose the animal lovers you are completely f#cked.

Demonland does not take a media started rumour and run with it for 19 pages

Damien barrett assulted by Melbourne players and members.

Although i'd be pretty happy to be involved in that one

Club accounts were fudged and MFC put in the hands of administrators. Bankruptcy. The end.

coming up for first time this year. please no more rumours until monday. i need a positive so the weekend doesnt hurt. im copping it daily and every person in the otways has a dig at me , i need a win like all of us

we are strange club, no great news ever seems to come about

Any of our players been to Boston lately?

Any of our players been to Boston lately?

Too soon?

Edited April 19, 201312 yr by PJ_12345

We're so incompetent we try to tank again...and win.

Col Sylvia and Lynden Dunn elope to NZ for a quick ceremony...

Don mclardy sleeping with AD wife....

Caroline Wilson is Cam Schwabs real father