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What are we ?

Chopped Liver.

If you paid your subs like a good keyboard coach you would be ad free .

Those girls dont love you the same way we do .

Go and have your fun .

We will be waiting.

What time will you be home ?

No-just go and enjoy yourself .

Dont worry about us .

Hang on I'm no tight arse. I make donations as I enjoy the adds. ( BTW please don't follow up on the " tight arse comment") However, I'm back because those girls didn't understand me , and welcome me like demonlanders do. They thought I was a pervert - when I was only making conversation.

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Hang on I'm no tight arse. I make donations as I enjoy the adds. ( BTW please don't follow up on the " tight arse comment") However, I'm back because those girls didn't understand me , and welcome me like demonlanders do. They thought I was a pervert - when I was only making conversation.

They catch on pretty quick .

You mean you've been kicked out of heaven

and straight into the Gary Glitter?

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Hang on I'm no tight arse. I make donations as I enjoy the adds. ( BTW please don't follow up on the " tight arse comment") However, I'm back because those girls didn't understand me , and welcome me like demonlanders do. They thought I was a pervert - when I was only making conversation.

you'll just have to learn how to talk dirty properly

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I think you're onto something. They said Gary was a very generous man.

You Romsey types just sit there with your wet Liberal ideas sipping Pinot with Malcolm and Tammy ,plotting to let in more refugees for the grape picking .

God it must be fun .

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You Romsey types just sit there with your wet Liberal ideas sipping Pinot with Malcolm and Tammy ,plotting to let in more refugees for the grape picking .

God it must be fun .

I had to log back in to respond. This a marginal seat so I'll vote for whoever buys the best shiraz (not pinot). As to refugees, despite regular thrashings, they still bruise the grapes. And yes Tammy, a lovely creature, had many a fantasy ( you know what that means) .

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I had to log back in to respond. This a marginal seat so I'll vote for whoever buys the best shiraz (not pinot). As to refugees, despite regular thrashings, they still bruise the grapes. And yes Tammy, a lovely creature, had many a fantasy ( you know what that means) .

Australias Nancy Regan ( with a lesser history)

Just as you are Australias Warren Beatty .

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Totally Awks.

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A pair of d's for the dees?

I get excited about viney and toumpas, excited about trenners, and I get excited about players competing for a spot rather than getting a run because everyone else played poorly.

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You guys are really puerile.

I cant believe a thread on Demonland has sunk so low as to objectify women like that .

Personally ,I like women of substance like they have at Fairfax media .

Gina ,Caroline and Michelle.

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