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The 10.15am Thank God It's Over Thread

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It will finally all be over one way or the other.

The bandwidth savings alone will be astronomical.

Helleluljah.

For the sanity of the vast majority of Demonlanders this time cannot come quick enough.

... perhaps all the other JV threads can then be obliterated and we can focus on new topics like polls of what we should use the remaining picks on or who we should take in the under 17 mini draft.

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I fear that it is only just the beginning if we are forced to use pick 3. It will be a Demonland meltdown of epic proportions.

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I'm sure Rangey/neeldstherealdeal will still manage to get up a 'did we make the right call on Jack' poll.


just over 12 hours to go

Where is Rangey? Has he been put in the dark room with the Gimp for a couple of weeks?

theres got to be a 'poll' joke there somewhere WYL
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If Emma Q is right and Cwood want pick 4 for Martin it-s in their interest GC not bid...hope yet


Wtf.. Another thread ! Lol

It will finally all be over one way or the other.

The bandwidth savings alone will be astronomical.

Helleluljah.

For the sanity of the vast majority of Demonlanders this time cannot come quick enough.

... perhaps all the other JV threads can then be obliterated and we can focus on new topics like polls of what we should use the remaining picks on or who we should take in the under 17 mini draft.

Amen to that.

If Emma Q is right and Cwood want pick 4 for Martin it-s in their interest GC not bid...hope yet

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Think he is talking about Jack Martin from the mini-draft.

I must say that a small part of me will lol if Jack Viney turns out to be a dud AFL footballer.

But most of me will just cry and become addicted to Valium.


On what website, channel, or radio station can we follow what is happening live?

I must say that a small part of me will lol if Jack Viney turns out to be a dud AFL footballer.

But most of me will just cry and become addicted to Valium.

Lol

I always picture Viney running out for his debut- fit and raring to go- looking good, confident- hitting the bags HARD, and then boom-

the ground opens up and swallows him whole.

I take a sip of my beer, say "cheers god mate" and normality ensues as I return to my normal state of being a depressed, hopeless dees supporter.

I hope we put together a deal, GC & GWS agree and don't bid, then we use a technicality as an excuse to reneg and screw them, and use the picks in a way that suits us best.

Unless we get Hogan.

Lol

I always picture Viney running out for his debut- fit and raring to go- looking good, confident- hitting the bags HARD, and then boom-

the ground opens up and swallows him whole.

I take a sip of my beer, say "cheers god mate" and normality ensues as I return to my normal state of being a depressed, hopeless dees supporter.

Has a read. Not gonna happen

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/archives/old-sport-pages/michael-oloughlin-urges-melbourne-to-do-whatever-it-takes-to-snare-father-son-selection-jack-viney/story-fn4hg9de-1226490214606


Pick 3 or pick 26... if ever there was a player I wanted Melbourne to pick, Jack Viney is it.

edit: every time I post something, the screen refreshes showing what I just wrote and I think... that is a sweet avatar man.

Edited by Yossarian

Jack Viney has had a bigger pre-release marketing presence than iPhone. This thread brings us to the level of camping out the front of the store.

Here I am. Anyone got a deck chair?

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So does anyone think we will not take him if GC bid?

There are a few.

The funny thing is that they think that- and yet still have the requisite IQ to turn on their computers, log into Demonland, and type sentences.

Weird..

If I was working for the GC recruiting team I wouldn't bid on Jack. I'd be on crack and watching Underbelly with strippers.


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