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I'm tweeting David Lynch with a recommendation he visit this thread... it may be just what he needs to inspire a recovery from his current stagnation.

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This cat is pushing a watermelon out of a lake.

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You've inspired me-I didn't know you were a fan of the Haiku.
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Trading in devils

Tall trees swapped for little ones

Chattering breezes blow

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Too many riddles in this thread for me.

Having said that, I reckon I've heard Patrick 'seriously I write for the Aussie and henceforth have no relevance to anything' Smith get stuck into the Dee's and our shitty culture and lack of standing for anything and every other piece of crap the media come out with as much as if not more than Venom Denham. Both tainted with the same toilet brush as far as I'm concerned.

would actually enjoy KB's shows if these 2 stains on life were never involved

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So close.

Que?
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This cat is pushing a watermelon out of a lake.

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My understanding of how Demonland works is that every foolish statement needs to be countered with an equally foolish statement in the opposite direction. A combination of yin and yang and Newton's Third Law.

Thus, I contend the watermelon is pushing the cat into the lake.

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My understanding of how Demonland works is that every foolish statement needs to be countered with an equally foolish statement in the opposite direction. A combination of yin and yang and Newton's Third Law.

Thus, I contend the watermelon is pushing the cat into the lake.

What's that? For every speckie, there is an equal and opposite rubbish career?

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What's that? For every speckie, there is an equal and opposite rubbish career?

Howe can you say that so early on!

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so was it about ted Richards or like IRW said about the dees???

It was probably about Ted Richards but the observation that Denham has issues meant it was seamlessly relevant to every listeners memory of the bile and rubbish that Denham spouts. Hence my reference to the Buddha whose speech is supposed to be meaningful to each listener in whatever way is appropriate for their interests.......or one could just say that PS was just stating the bleeding obvious..."Greg, he's got issues"

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I dated a female horse once.

She was a hurdler.

At the start it was wonderful and I didn't care what people said about us.

In the end there were too many obstacles put in front of us.

and she turned out to be a Night-Mare.

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