The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Demoneyes 562]

Sounds like something Seinfeld would say.

Just having a little fun with you DE as I do so prefer the female figure!

One of the best shows around. Not as entertaining as DL though!

[Bitter but optimistic 21,435]

One of the best shows around. Not as entertaining as DL though!

You must have been pizzed for years Clit. That was some of the most simplistic and banal television ever made.

Sadly (and unbelievably) too many people actually viewed it as some sort of model for proper social behaviour and living life in general. FMD!!

[DemonFrog 1,347]

You must have been pizzed for years Clit. That was some of the most simplistic and banal television ever made.

Sadly (and unbelievably) too many people actually viewed it as some sort of model for proper social behaviour and living life in general. FMD!!

First time I watch Seinfeld I hated it but like any good fungus it grows on you.

I did learned to enjoy the show.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,435]

First time I watch Seinfeld I hated it but like any good fungus it grows on you.

I did learned to enjoy the show.

Jesus Christ! You are remarkably illiterate.

[DemonFrog 1,347]

Jesus Christ! You are remarkably illiterate.

I loove youu two bigg felloo

[jazza 1,323]

Thought signfeld was the comedy of the decade.

Not as good as Maxwell Smart.But then no comedy was as good as Max.

[Biffen 12,389]

Just recovering from meeting Bitters to discuss some human importations/ quasi labourers. Anyone interested please pm BBO in charge of HR. investors please pm me.

Edited November 14, 2014 by Biffen

[Demoneyes 562]

Thought signfeld was the comedy of the decade.

Not as good as Maxwell Smart.But then no comedy was as good as Max.

No show will EVER live up to ol" Agent 86!

[Red and Bluebeard 2,044]

Thought signfeld was the comedy of the decade.

Not as good as Maxwell Smart.But then no comedy was as good as Max.

Too right. But how you can mention that Seinfeld crap in the same sentence as Maxwell Smart is beyond me ...

[DemonFrog 1,347]

No show will EVER live up to ol" Agent 86!

Doctor Who

The Goodies

The Young Ones

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Monkey

The Sullivans

E Street

Sons and Daughters

Number 96

Cop Shop

F Troop

Munsters

Addams Family

Brady Bunch

Beverly Hillbillies

Bewitched

Green Acres

I dream of Jeannie

Petticoat Junction

Hogans Heroes

McHale's Navy

Gilligan's Island

Ghost and Mrs Muir

Mr Ed

Revised List

Edited November 14, 2014 by The Chosen One

[DemonFrog 1,347]

Too right. But how you can mention that Seinfeld crap in the same sentence as Maxwell Smart is beyond me ...

C'mon RBB The Soup Nazi is a classic

LOL

[Redleg 37,909]

Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm are the best Sitcoms ever made.

Don't bother arguing.

[Jesse Christ 2,884]

I won't argue, but I'll add Peep Show to that and be on my way!

[daisycutter 28,648]

Thought signfeld was the comedy of the decade.

Not as good as Maxwell Smart.But then no comedy was as good as Max.

i'll stick by F Troop myself

[Red and Bluebeard 2,044]

C'mon RBB The Soup Nazi is a classic

LOL

Beaten for quality by at least 5 lines from every Blackadder episode (well at least seasons 2, 3 and 4 anyway).

[DemonFrog 1,347]

[Bossdog 2,002]

You were doing well......Until the last one.....The brady bunch......OMG.

[Redleg 37,909]

Great educational shows, of how the normal American family lived.

Edited November 14, 2014 by Redleg

[Redleg 37,909]

12 one dozen.

[Demoneyes 562]

Sorry TCO but a lot of Australian crapola in your list. Here are a few more!

Cheers

Two and a half Men (without Kutcher)

Frasier

and.....Lost In Space

[Redleg 37,909]

Can't wait for the draft to be over, so that we can all get down to the real business at hand, complaining about who we picked and missed out on.

[daisycutter 28,648]

let us not forget the aunty jack show, or i'll rip yore bloody arms orf

[Bitter but optimistic 21,435]

Just recovering from meeting Bitters to discuss some human importations/ quasi labourers. Anyone interested please pm BBO in charge of HR. investors please pm me.

The truth of the matter-

I received a short notice invite from Biffen to join him for lunch. Normally this would arouse suspicion and trepidation but,as the suggested venue was a respectable country pub, not a million miles from Romsey – I accepted.

Gullible me. At the last moment Biffen changed the venue to a miserable little inn, in an even more miserable town that I had never heard of. No mobile coverage! Upon entering the bar I immediately realised that if ever they wanted hillbillies for a remake of “Deliverance” – this was the place.

I immediately regretted bringing the Merc but at least I could still see it through the murky windows. Biffen arrived – chauffer driven no less – by a particularly disreputable looking fellow and escorted me into a dingy area at the back of the pub.

Of course, I was by far the most fashionably dressed. Biffen and his “driver’ looked like common bogtrotters. I even sported my limited edition Mercedes watch which Biffen (the lout) referred to as “bling”!

Biffen was well known and warmly greeted by the “locals”. The waitress had enough tatts to qualify as street art and Biffen immediately began to regale her with tales of his “penthouse” in St.Kilda and how could offer her far greater opportunities for career advancement. The barmaid ( a particularly slatternly type) sported a nose ring that would have controlled the most unruly of bullocks. Welcome to Biffen’s world!

Biffen played “mine host” and ordered me something that looked like warm road kill hidden under greasy chips. Beautifully plated! He also managed to find a cheap and nasty shiraz to wash it down with.

There were some interruptions while “mine host” had to step outside to conclude business transactions.

The actual purpose of the lunch was a crude attempt to drag my good name into a business deal involving an environmental scam and the abuse of 457 visas. Typical Biffen.

Anyway, I survived the experience. As I’m sure Earl Hood would agree it is sometimes necessary to mix with the vulgar elements of society to humbly remind oneself of one’s superiority.

[Biffen 12,389]

Never good enough for our Bitters.

I go out of my way to organise a clandestine business operational/strategy meeting and then you tell the whole'land about my plans.

Lucky I didn't take you to the rough pub or you may have been physically assaulted for the pink shirt,as you deserved.

Anyway- back to the drawing board.

[Redleg 37,909]

and.....Lost In Space

"Danger, danger"