Stuart 'Flubber' Dew is fat.

[Red and Blue Bloke 20]

Flubber Dew jumped around today as if he is a gun.

No way you can tell me he could have done this other than in a team that that was not totally dominating the opposition. Domination he had not added to whatsoever.

Has there been a more blatantly overweight man take the field since football became wholly professional? I think not.

[brey9186 102]

a certain byron pickett looked fairly similar last year...

at least stewart dew had a crack

[tess 19]

Flubber Dew jumped around today as if he is a gun.

No way you can tell me he could have done this other than in a team that that was not totally dominating the opposition. Domination he had not added to whatsoever.

Has there been a more blatantly overweight man take the field since football became wholly professional? I think not.

Instead of posting this stupid thread how about watching him for about five weeks and seeing how he goes?

[Redleg 37,705]

Flubber Dew jumped around today as if he is a gun.

No way you can tell me he could have done this other than in a team that that was not totally dominating the opposition. Domination he had not added to whatsoever.

Has there been a more blatantly overweight man take the field since football became wholly professional? I think not.

He killed us after a year out of the game, enough said.

[beelzebub 22,225]

He killed us after a year out of the game, enough said.

exactly...I wouldnt be casting ascertions towards players who carved us up !! lol might want to look a little closer to home perhaps

[Supreme_Demon 3,011]

I was always a fan of Stuart Dew.

Especially his long-goal kicking.

As Redleg said...he killed us

[Hards 2]

He wasn't far off a career high in stats and he played with an intesity and a workrate that we would kill for right now.

Give him credit.

[dazzledavey36 48,875]

Flubber Dew jumped around today as if he is a gun.

No way you can tell me he could have done this other than in a team that that was not totally dominating the opposition. Domination he had not added to whatsoever.

Has there been a more blatantly overweight man take the field since football became wholly professional? I think not.

he is probably fatter then you but he did what u couldn't do.

[deestroy08 0]

He killed us after a year out of the game, enough said.

Indeed he did.

Being 'fat' is clearly working for Dew as he was doing a lot better than many of our so-called "match fit" players.

[praha 10,287]

Nathan Jones > Dew > entire Melbourne FC.

[Red and Blue Bloke 20]

Nathan Jones > Dew > entire Melbourne FC.

What a bunch of moping, self-flagellating, perspective losing, dreary people.

If you had not guessed, my pot was a light-hearted one, the more you act like a loser, the more you are one! If your like this in round one I reckon you will all top yourselves by the end of the season, have a laugh and indulge in some good old fashioned slagging off the opposition!

[grazman 6,484]

a certain byron pickett looked fairly similar last year...

at least stewart dew had a crack

Yep Byron gets my vote too. The fact that he actually played a senior AFL game in his situation last year was embarrassment enough. The most unfit footballer I've ever seen take the field.

[dees_rule_4eva 22]

Yep Byron gets my vote too. The fact that he actually played a senior AFL game in his situation last year was embarrassment enough. The most unfit footballer I've ever seen take the field.

Tony Lockett??

[Maverick 0]

He killed us after a year out of the game, enough said.

+1 the other sad thing was when he won the ball from the defensive side of the centre bounce...broke a few tackles then delivered it lace out to buddy or another hawthorn forward.

[Red and Blue Bloke 20]

Re: Hammy.

Told you he was fat...!

[Eastie Boyz 0]

Dean Rioli.

Provided he doesn't keep doing his hammy, Dew will probably kick 30-40 goals for the year (more than what Melbourne's entire forward line looks like achieving atm)