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NON-MFC: Round 5

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Extremely unpopular opinion, I would have prefer Collingwood to win. Canโ€™t stand Freo after how much theyโ€™ve spanked us in the last few years, add in Voss and it tips me over.

Plus, without Collingwood the competition is boring, only leaves Carlton to make fun of. Without Fremantle, no one cares.

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Wowwww! 115 minutes of mind-numbingly boring footy followed by five minutes of excitement.

Collingwood lost. All is good and holy in the world.

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1 minute ago, ANG13 said:

Great mark near the end by Treacy. Shocking game good result.

Wasn't it? He took that mark like it was a sunny afternoon. Anyway Collingwood lose so that's a good thing.

Crud Mc Vee SHOCKING GAME


9 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Extremely unpopular opinion, I would have prefer Collingwood to win. Canโ€™t stand Freo after how much theyโ€™ve spanked us in the last few years, add in Voss and it tips me over.

Plus, without Collingwood the competition is boring, only leaves Carlton to make fun of. Without Fremantle, no one cares.

I think I despise Freo more because they keep trying to steal our players over and over.

Jackson

McVee

Kozzy rumours

Now Rivers

....

Get your own Flogmantle!

Just now, ElDiablo14 said:

I think I despise Freo more because they keep trying to steal our players over and over.

Jackson

McVee

Kozzy rumours

Now Rivers

....

Get your own Flogmantle!

Jeff White says hi and Kalani and his younger brothers are waving hello.

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9 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Wowwww! 115 minutes of mind-numbingly boring footy followed by five minutes of excitement.

Collingwood lost. All is good and holy in the world.

Never boring when the outcome is a pies lost.

Watching paint dry for over 3 and a half quarters to see Freo overcome pies cheating and the umps rewarding it is never dull for me.

My hatred of pies is very close to the inverse of my love for the Mfc.

I'm sure your looking forward to seeing your despised club in Essendon get their bottoms handed to them tomorrow.

6 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

I think I despise Freo more because they keep trying to steal our players over and over.

Jackson

McVee

Kozzy rumours

Now Rivers

....

Get your own Flogmantle!

They better stay away from KP.


18 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Extremely unpopular opinion, I would have prefer Collingwood to win. Canโ€™t stand Freo after how much theyโ€™ve spanked us in the last few years, add in Voss and it tips me over.

Plus, without Collingwood the competition is boring, only leaves Carlton to make fun of. Without Fremantle, no one cares.

Never forget Maynard ending GBs career and Moores accidental right angled knee into the back of Tracca to gain elevation. Never seen that angle aid that goal.

And I should sdd only just beat us in that final to go on and beat the..lions but a bad umpire call. They were a mediocre team compared to us and taking Gus out had a major impact and would have seen us with a flag at the G. But it was often course a footy act where a bloke got absolutely pole axed in the first few minutes of the game. And of course being a pies player got to play in the Gf.

And then we had to watch Eddie M do a sickening jig at some swanky restaurant after the tribunal let him off totally free.

Worst of all, deep down we all need it would happen.

There seems to be two sets of rules in this game and one of them is specifically for the club that despite these different regulations lost tonight.

Thank goodness.

Can't wait to play them this year.

They have had some very lucky wins v us aided as usual by our friends.

There's definitely a bias towards them. Id like to give the umps the benefit of the doubt and put it down to being swayed by crowd noise. But that ducking call when the whistle was blown a fraction before the player dropped his head seemed highly questionable.

Don't ever forget we lost a great player and ambassador of the club and very likely a premiership because of this team and their dirty tactics.

It was a huge price and I hope soon, we get to repay the debt. Revenge is a dish best served co..........blow it I want it asap.

Edited by Dee Vinci

15 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Crud Mc Vee SHOCKING GAME

16 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Crud Mc Vee SHOCKING GAME

16 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Crud Mc Vee SHOCKING GAME

Does anyone really miss him? When he & spargo left I though meh. We've got the players to cover them.

1 hour ago, ANG13 said:

This is a bazaar game.

A market place? That's bizarre!

Wow, it takes Carlton an entire half to waste a game of football. Collingwood can do it in just three minutes.

Yawnfest overall but Ahhh ha ha ha ha haaaaaa.

Collingwood must feel like kicking themselves over those easy Q4 goals they stuffed up, but they'd probably miss.


25 minutes ago, Dee Vinci said:

Never forget Maynard ending GBs career and Moores accidental right angled knee into the back of Tracca to gain elevation. Never seen that angle aid that goal.

And of course Moore taking Kozzieโ€™s knees out diving low, seen by that totally compromised, biased, unintelligent Collingwood lackey Christian as knee to the head. Should have been a free TO Kozzie.

45 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Extremely unpopular opinion, I would have prefer Collingwood to win. Canโ€™t stand Freo after how much theyโ€™ve spanked us in the last few years, add in Voss and it tips me over.

Plus, without Collingwood the competition is boring, only leaves Carlton to make fun of. Without Fremantle, no one cares.

There's always Geelong being totally humiliated every time by big Maxy.

He loves taking the cats out for a walk down humble street.

All I have to do is send my brother in law a photo of Max before the game and he's probably had three extra malts before the games even started.

Geez Brayshaw stood up, I always think there is nothing of him, looks 70kg in the wet, but he played like a bull.

3 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

Judd McVee looks all at sea..

Sounds like a lyric from a Beatles song around the St. Peppers era.

36 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Sounds like a lyric from a Beatles song around the St. Peppers era.

A line from an early draft of Yellow Submarine, perhaps?


6 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

A line from an early draft of Yellow Submarine, perhaps?

In my mind it was to the tune in Grease โ€œlook at me Iโ€™m Sandra Deeโ€

6 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

A line from an early draft of Yellow Submarine, perhaps?

"Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been." -> -> -> "Judd McVee looks all at sea in the team that nobody sees."

"Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park shaves in the dark trying to save paper." -> -> -> "Judd McVee looks all at sea in the team that nobody sees."

Edited by Queanbeyan Demon

Gomer Pyle summed up my feelings toward the Heave Hos ... "thank you, thank you, thank you!".

I only watched the last few (joyous) minutes. Great to see the strutting peacock miss a shot for goal. Despite that, I presume he will still get 3 Brownlow votes?

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9 hours ago, Dee Vinci said:

Never forget Maynard ending GBs career and Moores accidental right angled knee into the back of Tracca to gain elevation. Never seen that angle aid that goal.

And I should sdd only just beat us in that final to go on and beat the..lions but a bad umpire call. They were a mediocre team compared to us and taking Gus out had a major impact and would have seen us with a flag at the G. But it was often course a footy act where a bloke got absolutely pole axed in the first few minutes of the game. And of course being a pies player got to play in the Gf.

And then we had to watch Eddie M do a sickening jig at some swanky restaurant after the tribunal let him off totally free.

Worst of all, deep down we all need it would happen.

There seems to be two sets of rules in this game and one of them is specifically for the club that despite these different regulations lost tonight.

Thank goodness.

Can't wait to play them this year.

They have had some very lucky wins v us aided as usual by our friends.

There's definitely a bias towards them. Id like to give the umps the benefit of the doubt and put it down to being swayed by crowd noise. But that ducking call when the whistle was blown a fraction before the player dropped his head seemed highly questionable.

Don't ever forget we lost a great player and ambassador of the club and very likely a premiership because of this team and their dirty tactics.

It was a huge price and I hope soon, we get to repay the debt. Revenge is a dish best served co..........blow it I want it asap.

Double down on this post of the week!๐Ÿ˜‡

10 hours ago, Redleg said:

I wouldnโ€™t mind having taken Anderson in the draft.

Taken 37 picks after we took Matthews.

Letโ€™s see what Matthewโ€™s is like when heโ€™s 22 years old to compare. Did a couple of nice bullocking things and a goal but nothing I would think our best 23 needs.


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