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NON-MFC: 2026 Opening Round

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This game is justifying 2 opinions I have formed:

  1. The SCG is a grave for decent footy.

  2. The modern game at its worst is a horrible spectacle

Add to that the ball handling skills on display, this is an embarrassment.

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    1 minute ago, Maldonboy38 said:

    This game is justifying 2 opinions I have formed:

    1. The SCG is a grave for decent footy.

    2. The modern game at its worst is a horrible spectacle

    Add to that the ball handling skills on display, this is an embarrassment.

    Sydney has always been putrid for good football. Brisbane and Geelong are second and third.

    The new rule changes aren’t making things better. Wouldn’t say it’s good viewing.

    I think Florent will cop a few weeks for that knee on Heeney.

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    good lord this a shocking game

    they playing with a bar of soap?

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    So watching the Gilda’s play in Brisbane is better than that stuff. And we have 3 goals ascwell

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    9 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

    20 teams is not sustainable.

    Neither is 18

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    2 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

    Early days but 2.6.18 such a Goodwin score line

    give the goodwin bashing a rest for christ sake. it's very tedious

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    Swans have been sloppy at times, Blues looking solid considering playing at the SCG, always a tough away gig ... interesting to see what happens in the second half ...

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    12 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

    Sydney has always been putrid for good football. Brisbane and Geelong are second and third.

    The new rule changes aren’t making things better. Wouldn’t say it’s good viewing.

    I think Florent will cop a few weeks for that knee on Heeney.

    Agree …he def looked down at Heeney before he collected him & then he changed direction

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    Ground is far too small for 36 players’, allows the Swans to clog it up something shocking.

    Grounds need to have a minimum length (SCG) and width (KP) rule, to allow for more open play.

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    17 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

    Sydney has always been putrid for good football. Brisbane and Geelong are second and third.

    The new rule changes aren’t making things better. Wouldn’t say it’s good viewing.

    I think Florent will cop a few weeks for that knee on Heeney.

    Eyes on the ball. Accidental knee

    Weeks would be crazy

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    5 minutes ago, Deestar9 said:

    Agree …he def looked down at Heeney before he collected him & then he changed direction

    Any player from any other team except Carlton, and it would have taken up all of the half break.

    Particularly us.

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    19 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

    yI think Florent will cop a few weeks for that knee on Heeney.

    Absolutely.

    Looked down at Heeney, saw his head and kneed him.

    Dirty act and he has given out a few already.

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    5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Absolutely.

    Looked down at Heeney, saw his head and kneed him.

    Dirty act and he has given out a few already.

    Thought the same

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    And now 3 goals in 2 minutes of play. Someone better check if Stephen Dank wasn't sharing lollies in both rooms during the break.

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    Just curious is it still insufficient intent inside the foreword / defensive 50m lines?

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    Blues dominated for 60 minutes

    Swans turn up for 10 mins and the Blues are done. All they do is try to pick fights off the ball

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    Pathetic from Cripps

    Captain can’t keep his head and gives away dumb frees

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