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PREGAME: Rd 01 vs St. Kilda

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T-Mac stuck on 249 games and no milestone interview from the club suggests that he won't be in the final game day side. Ghosty and her crew would also surely have been give a heads up about this for the run through.

14 studio albums and a recent EP yet not one U2 track? Sheesh.

 

I would take in a bench of Tholstrup, Culley, Pickett, Rivers and TMac. TMac for me brings us flexibility in forward and back rotations and plan B options as well as a ruck chop out for Max at low minutes. In saying that I feel Melksham will somehow slide in ahead of TMac or Kolt.

 
11 hours ago, picket fence said:

Howes aint up to it!

Appears that the coach may disagree picket.😁

8 hours ago, picket fence said:

AND WHERE THE PERRFUUURG IS JEFFO'S GOAL SONG FFS!

He’s gone with Simon and Garfunkel

“The Sounds of Silence”


Looks like Sharp may miss but he’ll be stiff as he’s had a great summer and preseason.

1 hour ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

14 studio albums and a recent EP yet not one U2 track? Sheesh.

Given our fixture, Sunday Bloody Sunday could have been apt

8 hours ago, hardtack said:

How old is Langford?? ‘Believe’!!?! Ok, I’m sure there must be a few Cher fans out there, but what’s a young fella like Langford doing listening to that stuff? And as for Max, what the hell?? or should I say heaven?

To me there are just three, two of which I give a barely passed mark… Daft Punk nearly had me until the god awful autotune kicks in… Titanium with Sia is pleasant enough, but JVR, who appears to have been raiding his parent’s record collection, wins with Rock the Casbah (although there are 50 Clash songs I’d probably pick before it😉).

If you’re going to go through the parent’s collection, Verve’s ‘Symphony Bittersweet’ is a good ‘un as are songs like Itchykoo Park (Small Faces), Iggy Pop’s Passenger, Bowie’s Life on Mars or Heroes… I know everyone has different tastes, but, well, er, um, jeebus…I don’t know…

It’s the Kolt that chose Cher, which kinda makes more sense with his cheeky don’t give AF vibe?

I reckon they are told to pick soft upbeat karaoke classics/terrible songs so the public can get into it

but agree some of them are horrible.

And has Maxy found god? Or maybe he is god? wtf either way

 

So good to see Culley's name on the extended bench. After his sparkling preseason, really excited to see what he can do out on the G' round 1. Fingers crossed.


14 hours ago, Demonland said:

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Apologies in advance for the lame statement but does anyone else think that Jack Steele looks exceptionally good in our colours?

I'd go as far as to say he's never dressed better/sharper/smarter in his life.

1 hour ago, DubDee said:

He’s gone with Simon and Garfunkel

“The Sounds of Silence”

Alternatively ‘White Rabbit’ by the Jefferson Airplane

How is this for an oxymoron. I really don’t like this idea of hearing songs being played after each goal but I hope to hear plenty of it!

(Presumption being that no songs are played when the opposition side scores)

I think what annoys me the most was I liked having a chat with my mates after goals were kicked. Might be a bit harder to do now. Such is.

2 minutes ago, layzie said:

Apologies in advance for the lame statement but does anyone else think that Jack Steele looks exceptionally good in our colours?

I'd go as far as to say he's never dressed better/sharper/smarter in his life.

It's why i only wear red and blue

3 minutes ago, layzie said:

Apologies in advance for the lame statement but does anyone else think that Jack Steele looks exceptionally good in our colours?

I'd go as far as to say he's never dressed better/sharper/smarter in his life.

Everyone looks better in red and blue ❤️💙🙂


13 hours ago, picket fence said:

Howes aint up to it!

Poor judgement by PF.

The jury is still out but has shown enough to suggest he could hold down a spot.

2 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

14 studio albums and a recent EP yet not one U2 track? Sheesh.

Aye naw Rab given your Gaelic roots toss in some real tartan!

Bay City Rollers

The Blue Nile

Incredible String Band

14 hours ago, chook fowler said:

Feel sorry for Bill Laurie. A real trier but looks unlikely to make it

Why feel sorry.

Has managed to stay on an AFL list for 6 years without ever showing much.

Should be dominating at Casey.

13 hours ago, picket fence said:

Howes aint up to it!

Yes he is.


Bay City Rollers

The Blue Nile

Incredible String Band

LOL. Bay City Rollers! Maybe Bye Bye Baby in ode to BP5 and Claz?

I'd be looking at the likes of KT Tunstall, King Creosote or Belle & Sebastian.

2 hours ago, DubDee said:

Looks like Sharp may miss but he’ll be stiff as he’s had a great summer and preseason.

At least when he does get his chance (and he will) he won't have to wear the dreaded sub vest.

18 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

LOL. Bay City Rollers! Maybe Bye Bye Baby in ode to BP5 and Claz?

Strictly tongue in cheek Rab. Although true story, l was briefly mistaken as a member of BCR, outside the Festival Hall ticket office by some BCR tweenies. I was much younger, better looking, wearing a tartan shirt, plus had the requisite hair style.

Van Morrison on a good day is more my cup of tea.

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1 hour ago, Cranky Franky said:

Why feel sorry.

Has managed to stay on an AFL list for 6 years without ever showing much.

Should be dominating at Casey.

Cranky indeed


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