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PREGAME: Rd 01 vs St. Kilda

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1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY Y’ALL!

I was born on International Women’s Day 21 years ago (shut up anyone who dares refute that) and this morning a friend asked me if I had a birthday wish. This is what I said… I want the Saints to beat the Pies but I want the Saints to sustain some injuries, nothing serious, just a week on the sidelines. And a suspension wouldn’t go astray, especially if someone takes out Maynard in the process (totally serious). I also want NWM to play a blinder coz Collingwood, but then for him to trip and land awkwardly when leaving the field. Again, nothing serious, he’ll sit out for a week.

My friend said “oh, ok. I was thinking more along the lines of good health, happiness, world peace etc.” I told him those things are all equal second on the list 😅

that must be in cat yearsCat Meow GIF

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    On 06/03/2026 at 16:18, Demongirl35 said:

    Just saw on instagram that at every home game we will be playing songs(picked by players) after a goal. I don’t mind it. Gets the kids up and about. After a few bevs I’ll be up and about too! Haha

    Very much depends on the song. I don’t have much faith in the average footy players taste in music.

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    St Kilda did us a big favour last year. That last quarter capitulation showcased everything that was rotten in the club. All the chickens came home to roost. It was the catalyst for change.

    We’re kingys team now. Reckon we’ll surprise a few

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    20 minutes ago, ghost who walks said:

    that must be in cat yearsCat Meow GIF

    It’s also Jeffo’s birthday today. Just a few years separates us in age 😜

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    On 07/03/2026 at 09:33, No. 31 said:

    Pittonet & Reidy was a fail against the Swans. Carlton must go back to to Pittonet only with another player up forward pinch hitting in the ruck.

    5 of the first 6 teams that might contend this year that are coached by real coaches have gone for extra runners, often on ball.

    Only Brisbane went with something different and that’s probably because their best side includes Draper so why not give ZZ some minutes in his role. But McCluggage gets injured and they run out of legs.

    Not sure who our equivalent player is, likely one of Laurie, Sharp or Kolt.

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    On 07/03/2026 at 09:33, No. 31 said:

    Pittonet & Reidy was a fail against the Swans. Carlton must go back to to Pittonet only with another player up forward pinch hitting in the ruck.

    11 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

    5 of the first 6 teams that might contend this year that are coached by real coaches have gone for extra runners, often on ball.

    Only Brisbane went with something different and that’s probably because their best side includes Draper so why not give ZZ some minutes in his role. But McCluggage gets injured and they run out of legs.

    Not sure who our equivalent player is, likely one of Laurie, Sharp or Kolt.

    A bit to much logic here '31' & 'Dee'...

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    16 hours ago, DubDee said:

    My son brings it up every week just coz he knows it really pisses me off

    Hate it but kinda like how good he is getting at taking the pizz

    Got us a new Coach, I was quietly happy

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    Happy Birthday Ghostwriter! Wishing you a fantastic day and a season full of Melbourne wins. Go the mighty Dees ❤️💙

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    2 minutes ago, jules7 said:

    Happy Birthday Ghostwriter! Wishing you a fantastic day and a season full of Melbourne wins. Go the mighty Dees ❤️💙

    Thank you, Jules 🫶🏼

    A win against the Saints would be a great start!

    Still a whole week to go; this has been the longest preseason ever.

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    Welcome to the world, Baby Chin!

    Little Albie, born on March 3rd to proud parents Kade and Amy…

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    Hopefully Chin gets enough sleep leading up to the match.

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    Salem's 200th and Langfords 20th birthday next Sunday against the Saints.

    Edit: and possibly T-macs 250th! Thanks ghosty.

    Edited by Nascent

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    4 minutes ago, Nascent said:

    Salem's 200th and Langfords 20th birthday next Sunday against the Saints.

    Tmac’s 250th (if he plays)

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    5 minutes ago, Nascent said:

    Salem's 200th and Langfords 20th birthday next Sunday against the Saints.

    Salem cops it on here but he’s been a great servant for us. 200 games is a testament to that.

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    11 minutes ago, BDA said:

    Salem cops it on here but he’s been a great servant for us. 200 games is a testament to that.

    His first half of the Premiership game was instrumental in keeping us in it.

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    2 hours ago, DeeSpencer said:

    But McCluggage gets injured and they run out of legs.

    They lost by one kick. Hardly "run out of legs"

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    2 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Welcome to the world, Baby Chin!

    Little Albie, born on March 3rd to proud parents Kade and Amy…

    87116e67-fb61-4bb8-92b7-0a339947dd29.jpeg

    Hopefully Chin gets enough sleep leading up to the match.

    About the same size as his old man

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    39 minutes ago, dice said:

    They lost by one kick. Hardly "run out of legs"

    yes...but they were up by 26 points late in the 3rd so maybe run out of legs is a fair reason.

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    Can I surmise for a bit

    Both Tracca CP3. And Clayton. had great games does that mean if it was s win - win - win situation Doesn’t that mean we will play extremely well first game. Just hoping. Very doubtful

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    4 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    It’s also Jeffo’s birthday today. Just a few years separates us in age 😜

    and height

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    3 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Thank you, Jules 🫶🏼

    A win against the Saints would be a great start!

    Still a whole week to go; this has been the longest preseason ever.

    happy birthday my little sheet rackI Love Hearts GIF

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    1 hour ago, rjay said:

    yes...but they were up by 26 points late in the 3rd so maybe run out of legs is a fair reason.

    I thought the roles reversed, opposed to Lions slowing down.

    Doggies missed a lot early, Lions scored goals early. Doggies started nailing them and the Lions started missing.

    Final qtr lions kicked 3.7 and dogs kicked 7.1

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    6 hours ago, BDA said:

    St Kilda did us a big favour last year. That last quarter capitulation showcased everything that was rotten in the club. All the chickens came home to roost. It was the catalyst for change.

    For mine, not quite. As much as anything, that St Kilda loss was as much as anything down to a lack of on-field leadership and smarts. Yet we still have the same 2 warriors as leaders. Understand that they don't grow on trees, and bringing in Steele and Mihoceck is in part a recognition of the situation, but still ...

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    56 minutes ago, bing181 said:

    For mine, not quite. As much as anything, that St Kilda loss was as much as anything down to a lack of on-field leadership and smarts. Yet we still have the same 2 warriors as leaders. Understand that they don't grow on trees, and bringing in Steele and Mihoceck is in part a recognition of the situation, but still ...

    The Saints gained the momentum and we couldn’t win it back, our better players couldn’t get their hands on the ball Then the 666 debacle which assisted Saints as our players couldn’t get back to help out showed all our internal flaws in a short time span. Our leadership bing181 was non existent in that last five minutes.

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    Can’t wait til we are up by 6 goals at 3/4 time so i can relax

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