Must be a slow news day for the AFL .....

Offer them Pick 7 and Humphrey from the Trac trade.

Or straight swap with Oliver & May.

this. this is funny!

Collingwood

As if the media couldn't be any worse. This is the stupidest [censored] I've ever read. I feel ashamed for even opening the thread.

AFL media, sort yourself out you pathetic time wasting leeches. Fire the CEO.

I’ve come across ‘nothing’ articles but this one takes the cake.

Be better, Cal Twomey.

9 minutes ago, Deeminion said:

Offer them Pick 7 and Humphrey from the Trac trade.

Or straight swap with Oliver & May.

For Faicos to finish 2nd in our B&F? No way!

i thought he's lined up for a godfather deal from the Tassy Devils

Saints in the box seat

3 mill a year for 20 years

“We need more clicks, is there an easy way we can we increase engagement with the biggest club in the country, who also happen to have the most gullible supporters in the country?”

Only place he will leave for is Tasmania and captaincy same as Ablett. I can really see him going to be honest. Money and opportunity would be massive. Not everyday you become the 1st captain of a club.

How delicious that would be. Eddie will be apoplectic.

Even if we got him for free I would pass. Cannot stand the guy and how he goes about it. Hearing commentators talk about him being the best player in the AFL (Vomit).

Get a hardball instead of running out the back and picking up 15 possessions that way or taking the kick outs.

I find it even funnier that the media believe his kicks are the best in the AFL (Give me a break - 48 disposal efficiency)

1 minute ago, Demon Forever said:

Even if we got him for free I would pass.

I would throw in May

This off season is nuts haha.

3 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

Even if we got him for free I would pass. Cannot stand the guy and how he goes about it. Hearing commentators talk about him being the best player in the AFL (Vomit).

Get a hardball instead of running out the back and picking up 15 possessions that way or taking the kick outs.

I find it even funnier that the media believe his kicks are the best in the AFL (Give me a break - 48 disposal efficiency)

You have to be taking the [censored], the guy is class and an absolute game changer, would improve our ball movement overnight

2 minutes ago, Pennant St Dee said:

You have to be taking the [censored], the guy is class and an absolute game changer, would improve our ball movement overnight

nothing I wrote above is wrong. Look he is a great runner and linkage player, but he is also greedy, cant kick, doesnt get a hardball and cant mark. Give me Rowell, Bont or 10 other midfilers before him anytime

18 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

Even if we got him for free I would pass. Cannot stand the guy and how he goes about it. Hearing commentators talk about him being the best player in the AFL (Vomit).

Get a hardball instead of running out the back and picking up 15 possessions that way or taking the kick outs.

I find it even funnier that the media believe his kicks are the best in the AFL (Give me a break - 48 disposal efficiency)

I slightly disagree.

If push came to shove, I suppose I could grin and bear watching Nick Daicos in our first centre bounce at the MCG, round 1 next year.

I don't believe the story at all, probably just a soft launch to get fans ready for his defection to Tasmania in a few years BUT just for hypothetical stakes - from a cap/trade capacity what clubs would be asking the question?

This must be why we’ve cooled on Derksen. Oh, boy

Edited October 7Oct 7 by Dee Zephyr

3 minutes ago, roy11 said:

from a cap/trade capacity what clubs would be asking the question?

Obviously it's us

GC said no to Humphrey, so we told the Pies straight swap Trac for Naicos, and we will throw in May and Oliver

8 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

I slightly disagree.

If push came to shove, I suppose I could grin and bear watching Nick Daicos in our first centre bounce at the MCG, round 1 next year.

Like I said, great runner and would fit in all teams but value for money, he lacks many of the good traits of a midfielder.

He’s the goat at stat paddling. The media are BS.

Are you guys kidding??? I'd absolutely have him. The collingwood meltdown alone would make it worthwhile.

Troy Chaplin and Trac and you got a deal