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Farewell Clayton Oliver

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Oliver clears from the centre, Bedford runs onto it and delivers to Hogan in the square and goals!

Go Dees ……oh

 
 

He can save the parting clips, for the club was willing to take all the clips on his disgusting and pathetic behaviour in the 23 off season.


4 minutes ago, Dannyz said:

He can save the parting clips, for the club was willing to take all the clips on his disgusting and pathetic behaviour in the 23 off season.

Forget the off season, the in season was more distructive

Whispers that the tyres on the van were in fact Tokyo Tyres

It’s so over

Edited by demoncat

Wonder if the swipe is about the difference or access to facilities

 

Anyone for a synopsis - I don’t have Twitter /X


8 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

From a moving van….

Is that Craig Jennings home?

16 minutes ago, Demonland said:

👀

delete

Already answered..

Edited by dazzledavey36

It was never going to be pretty and he isn’t the most mature bloke going around, but those around him need to support him better, there is a life after footy and being welcomed back to the club is important. He is a life member too.


Just saw Clarry on 7 News touring the GWS facilities was asked about meeting with Collingwood soon & what he likes about them, he said They’re better than Melbourne’

He can [censored] off as far as I’m concerned, everything we’ve done for him!!

He’s just an ignorant ungrateful immature joke now & will fit in well with Collingwood

6 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

You DO know the players are on a break right?

Besides, he also doesn’t look like someone who suffered heartbreak and shock only 11 days ago in the form of the sudden and tragic loss of a family member, does he?

You got a couple of cheap laughs with your Id!ot!c post so it was probably worth it for you.

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

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kind of sums up why we wanted him gone doesn’t it.

Glowing endorsement on the club treating a current player to the point he says the pies are better, regardless if we want him out or not.

Reading between these lines, it speaks volumes about what the club have been dealing with and trying to manage all these years. Unfortunately for all parties.

It makes me sad. This kind of behaviour is not mental health related.

Edited by Nietaphart

43 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

From a moving van….

Careful - that’s not just a van, that’s a mobile gingerbread house.


Bahahahha i love this meltdown for Clarry

3 minutes ago, biggestred said:

Glowing endorsement on the club treating a current player to the point he says the pies are better, regardless if we want him out or not.

This behaviour is not the fault of the club. It was a choice Clarry made.

 

Okay time to take his badge off my scarf I think


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