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20 minutes ago, Demongirl35 said:

Happy bbq day!

Hereโ€™s hoping the main guest comes to the party today.

Give them a big hug from us @demonforever

You know you have tagged the wrong person here right...?

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22 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

You know you have tagged the wrong person here right...?

23 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

You know you have tagged the wrong person here right...?

To be fair to @Demongirl35 itโ€™s a very easy mistake to make: @Demon Forever , @demonforever, @demons forever.

Demonland being the natural home for eternal damnation!

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1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

You know you have tagged the wrong person here right...?

No, no I did not haha

Iโ€™ve had 4 hours sleep to wake up to watch Serbia v Albania and didnโ€™t see that ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Just now, Demongirl35 said:

No, no I did not haha

Iโ€™ve had 4 hours sleep to wake up to watch Serbia v Albania and didnโ€™t see that ๐Ÿ˜‚

All good.

You have just made someone who hasnt logged in since 2013 a popular person without them knowing.


Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

All good.

You have just made someone who hasnt logged in since 2013 a popular person without them knowing.

I feel like they shouldnโ€™t miss out on this new era. Maybe they are having a bbq too! If so, I hope they enjoy also ๐Ÿ˜‚

The Humphreys deal is dead in the water Iโ€™d say. I see Pick 7 & 8 coming in and we give some points back.

Saw Russell Robertson with his son at basketball yesterday. He looked happy and didn't seem to be carrying the weight/burden of someone who didn't know whether Humphreys will be at the Dees next year. Take from that what you will.

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9 hours ago, Demonland said:

Here is the story with the Take Me Home. * I added the arrow. ๐Ÿคฃ

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Maybe he needs to be more obvious. Perhaps Donna doesnโ€™t have Insta.

Appears the petulant actions of a slightly-disgruntled young fella told he isnโ€™t going anywhere.

Iโ€™d imagine radio silence in public forums would be advised by MFC/manager if he was meaningfully trying to get out and had requested a trade.

6 minutes ago, chookrat said:

Saw Russell Robertson with his son at basketball yesterday. He looked happy and didn't seem to be carrying the weight/burden of someone who didn't know whether Humphreys will be at the Dees next year. Take from that what you will.

Um I fail to see the connection here!??


31 minutes ago, adonski said:

King Of The Hill National Beer Day GIF

Hanks for that, Ado!

Steven's the tall one, then? And it looks like they're 'G-handy somewhere on Jolimont Hill?

Nothing dead in the water until next week, its a weekend, the only nonsense you'll see are the pundits and we all know they have their own opinions on what should happen and nothing is ever optimistic for the MFC.

MFC has to keep asking the question about Humphrey. We have to show the young gun that we rate him extremely highly and really really keen to bring him home to Vic

GCS picks #7&8 (10&11) alone is unders (in my view) for us giving Trac & MFC#24 swap.

Whatโ€™s the weather doing in Melbourne today? Doesnโ€™t look like bbq weather going of the forecast.

Going to go early here and say that IF Humphrey does request a trade and IF we find out beforehand from Demon Foreverโ€™s mate at the BBQ - this will be one of the greatest threads in DL history ๐Ÿคฃ

Whatever happens from here, itโ€™s been an honour scouring social media posts and crashing out with you all ๐Ÿซก

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Baileyโ€™s social media strategy is weak. Hereโ€™s how you do it:

Step 1: change handle to OnHump5

Step 2: post a video making sausage rolls with Nanna in Moe

Step 3: DROP A TRADE REQUEST TO MELBOURNE

GIF by Adult Swim

Edited by Very Jaded

Someone asked me yesterday if I'm watching anything good at the moment, and i told them I was binging the Bailey Humphrey thread on Demonland.

I'm holding out hope until I see Craig Cameron or Dimma put up an Instagram post with a song attached called 'We're definitely not trading you so stop being impetuous' or something in that vein.

57 minutes ago, Demons11 said:

The Humphreys deal is dead in the water Iโ€™d say. I see Pick 7 & 8 coming in and we give some points back.

And you've been to the BBQ, have you?!

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Delicious irony that whilst celebrating the removal of โ€˜the moleโ€™ within the club, weโ€™re simultaneously eagerly awaiting leaked information from the club to be shared at a Sunday afternoon bbq


14 minutes ago, Mouseymoo said:

And you've been to the BBQ, have you?!

๐Ÿ˜‚ I just donโ€™t see GC letting him go

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19 minutes ago, The Jackson FIX said:

Delicious irony that whilst celebrating the removal of โ€˜the moleโ€™ within the club, weโ€™re simultaneously eagerly awaiting leaked information from the club to be shared at a Sunday afternoon bbq

Leaking to a journo the dirty laundry, or the โ€˜teaโ€™ as the kids say, is a bit different to the guarded inside word of a few on a fan forum.

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Um I fail to see the connection here!??

Taking the [censored] on how much me and the rest of us nuffies on here are hanging on every sign re Humphrey. Robbo loves the club and is well connected but probably not spending every moment of the past week worrying about Humphrey like we are.


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