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Bailey Humphrey

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1 minute ago, Very Jaded said:

It's a mental health assessment to see if he has the resilience to handle 10 years of being spoken about on Demonland

That sounds great! I could do with one myself. Being a Diehard Dee is NOT AN EASY GIG.

 
17 minutes ago, Wrecker46 said:

Alright I loved GNF and seen that he has passed away. So forgive me if this riddle is not to his standards

I'm heading to the demons nest, a suns star leading to the demons quest.

Number 19 might change but the quest remains.

My club might change but my ability is the same.

Who am I?

spartacus GIF

 

If the hold up is getting the artwork done for the announcement, I thought I would help them out:

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Almost zero chance of this happening now

At least we have done a lot of ground work and can maybe get it over the line next year


1 minute ago, mfcrox said:

If the hold up is getting the artwork done for the announcement, I thought I would help them out:

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dont tease me

1 hour ago, The Taciturn Demon said:

I choose to believe Pick 24 is just a stalling tactic as we wait for Humphrey to set up an elaborate "I want to be traded" spectacle, in the manner of a gender reveal.

He will launch a red and yellow dirigible into the sky above Moe and then get Xavier Duursma to shoot it with a flaming arrow a la the bloke at the Barcelona Olympics. The airship, filled with hydrogen and pigment, will explode in a red and blue conflagration that can be seen from space.

When asked why he finally relented, Craig Cameron will utter the immortal words: "The humanity."

Dirigible...Moe....that ain't hydrogen 😉

11 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Also FWIW there has been no mention on any social media from anybody in the media about Bailey Humphrey changing management or doing a medical at the Dees.

Yes because the medical certainly didn’t happen

 

The only factual thing I’ve noticed today is that he now follows Jake Bowey on insta.

Huge day of news with BH.

😂

Tapping out until I see a Cal Twomey tweet saying he’s requested a trade (I know I’ll be back checking this thread in 15 mins…)


2 minutes ago, Rockets said:

The only factual thing I’ve noticed today is that he now follows Jake Bowey on insta.

Huge day of news with BH.

😂

Pretty certain his been following Bowza for a while

Just now, Demongirl35 said:

Pretty certain his been following Bowza for a while

Well there ya go.

time to disappear for another 6mths 👋 😂

8 minutes ago, mfcrox said:

If the hold up is getting the artwork done for the announcement, I thought I would help them out:

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Fix the spelling. It's Bailey 😅

6 minutes ago, Demongirl35 said:

Pretty certain his been following Bowza for a while

Since last week. 👍

1 minute ago, Sean Balor said:

Fix the spelling. It's Bailey 😅

Had to do something to set it apart from the authentic one. Hahaha.

Here is an updated one and an action photo if someone wants to shoot him an Instagram message to show him what he could look like in the red and blue.

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Edited by mfcrox


1 hour ago, Adam The God said:

Trac is almost 30 and Humphrey is 21. A straight swap is completely fair.

We don’t even know how good Humphrey is yet

Tracs a proven superstar got plenty of good football left & could be the missing piece in a GC premiership

46 minutes ago, pewpewpew said:

Very troll like behaviour. Running with an unconfirmed rumour from another likely troll on here that is playing with everyone's emotions. Neither have any runs on the board and have plausible deniability when it doesn't pan out.

There is nothing about any of these rumours on the socials and you can bet your bottom dollar that a rumour like this if it had any merit would be the top story. Yet nada.

I know this sentiment will be unpopular for those wanting to believe but these trolls should be ashamed of themselves.

Recenly joins Demonland, chooses a name so similar to Demon Forever - I smell a rat (and it's not humourous).

Just now, Billy said:

We don’t even know how good Humphrey is yet

Tracs a proven superstar got plenty of good football left & could be the missing piece in a GC premiership

Well, Trac probably has 4 or 5 years left. Humphrey has 10+ years.

Maybe Bailey has been playing 4D chess with us all along. Based on the tattoo on his forearm, I'm expecting an announcement at 4pm.

53 minutes ago, BDA said:

chill out man. if nothing else this thread has been a humourous distraction for a few days.

No, I’m not going to chill out. You might enjoy having your chain yanked and your emotions played with, but I don’t.

We all love some intel at this time of year, and in the past it’s come from people with credibility and a proven track record. Sure, not everything pans out.

Here we have two guys with no track record talking about secret meetings, last-minute management changes, and final medical checks. Fantastic stuff. Two randoms supposedly have all this inside information that unlocks one of the biggest stumbling blocks of one of the biggest trades in years, yet not a single person in the media has caught a whiff of it.

All this would be front-page clickbait, but somehow it’s the best-kept secret that only two randoms on Demonland know about.

You might like to have your leg pulled for a quick hit of dopamine, but I sure as hell don’t.


25 minutes ago, mfcrox said:

If the hold up is getting the artwork done for the announcement, I thought I would help them out:

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Looking at this I don’t think he will pass his medical today. His ability to mark the ball has dramatically decreased…

40 minutes ago, Mattyrobbo24 said:

Ohhh she’s good on ball 😬

Okaaaaay. DL be getting risqué.

See what you’ve done, Bailey!!!

1 minute ago, pewpewpew said:

No, I’m not going to chill out. You might enjoy having your chain yanked and your emotions played with, but I don’t.

We all love some intel at this time of year, and in the past it’s come from people with credibility and a proven track record. Sure, not everything pans out.

Here we have two guys with no track record talking about secret meetings, last-minute management changes, and final medical checks. Fantastic stuff. Two randoms supposedly have all this inside information that unlocks one of the biggest stumbling blocks of one of the biggest trades in years, yet not a single person in the media has caught a whiff of it.

All this would be front-page clickbait, but somehow it’s the best-kept secret that only two randoms on Demonland know about.

You might like to have your leg pulled for a quick hit of dopamine, but I sure as hell don’t.

How did you cope in the days of chilliboy and nudge?

 
18 minutes ago, mfcrox said:

Had to do something to set it apart from the authentic one. Hahaha.

Here is an updated one and an action photo if someone wants to shoot him an Instagram message to show him what he could look like in the red and blue.

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1 million times better than that poxy Suns strip


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