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GAMEDAY: Rd 24 vs Collingwood

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1 minute ago, In Gawn we Trust said:

I just donโ€™t understand the thought process when weโ€™re going inside 50

A lot of low footy IQโ€™s at this club, I reckon.

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#17 just punched petty in the guts. Play on.

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2 minutes ago, In Gawn we Trust said:

I just donโ€™t understand the thought process when weโ€™re going inside 50

I don't think thought is a factor


Letโ€™s see if Billy Bob Frampton gets cited for that jumper upper cut against Petty

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1 minute ago, Devil In Disguise said:

Blatant duck and Schulz gets a free๐Ÿคฎ

That's at least the 3rd paid to them for ducking that I've counted


People blaming umpires are clearly not watching the game and the diabolical football skills and lack of ability to think through a situation.

itโ€™s really clear the awful afl is totally corrupt

Absent anyone from our club saying anything now is the time for some players to get the Lion on the Line (say in Tony Grieg voice)

I want someone to puncture Maynardโ€™s larynx, to fracture daicosโ€™ spleen and cause numerous broken bones and bruising to other bodies

Have at them Dees


7 minutes ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

Tracc is rattled by Collingwood

heโ€™s rattled by his own [censored] kicking and poor disposals. How does he get his confidence back?

Just now, demon3165 said:

People blaming umpires are clearly not watching the game and the diabolical football skills and lack of ability to think through a situation.

Nobody is saying we arenโ€™t [censored]. Weโ€™re just saying the umpires are [censored] too.

we're having a dip

but our skills are no good

our handballing in particular is terrible

Jeremy Howe injured, couldnโ€™t have happened to a better person!

All we need is Maynard to get stretchered off and this may as well be a W.

Just now, demon3165 said:

People blaming umpires are clearly not watching the game and the diabolical football skills and lack of ability to think through a situation.

Or maybe they are still not over the Kings bday game which was a blatant display of cheating by the maggots in the history of footy. So there's that.


4 minutes ago, DeeSince73 said:

#17 just punched petty in the guts. Play on.

Saw that too. If it was May it would be 4 weeks. Not a single comment from he commentators

1 minute ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

Or maybe they are still not over the Kings bday game which was a blatant display of cheating by the maggots in the history of footy. So there's that.

This poster gets it

Pies out working us is the real issue. They flood back to defend, then spread. Until we rediscover gut running- we are complete frauds

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Just now, Wells 11 said:

heโ€™s rattled by his own [censored] kicking and poor disposals. How does he get his confidence back?

If heโ€™s still on our list next year, start him in the 2โ€™s. Make him earn it. Though I could say that for at least half a dozen of our players

Just now, GS_1905 said:

16 to 7 scoring shots. No way on earth can we keep this up without some major changes.

8 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

The umpiring has absolutely turned this game

Nope

Melbourne's ****house disposal is 1st


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