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GAMEDAY: Rd 24 vs Collingwood

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1 minute ago, In Gawn we Trust said:

I just don’t understand the thought process when we’re going inside 50

A lot of low footy IQ’s at this club, I reckon.

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    #17 just punched petty in the guts. Play on.

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    4 minutes ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

    Tracc is rattled by Collingwood

    And Kozzie is too lazy to.lay a tackle.

    Why bother, he’ll only be called for a trip anyway.

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    2 minutes ago, In Gawn we Trust said:

    I just don’t understand the thought process when we’re going inside 50

    I don't think thought is a factor

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    Let’s see if Billy Bob Frampton gets cited for that jumper upper cut against Petty

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    1 minute ago, Devil In Disguise said:

    Blatant duck and Schulz gets a free🤮

    That's at least the 3rd paid to them for ducking that I've counted

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    People blaming umpires are clearly not watching the game and the diabolical football skills and lack of ability to think through a situation.

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    it’s really clear the awful afl is totally corrupt

    Absent anyone from our club saying anything now is the time for some players to get the Lion on the Line (say in Tony Grieg voice)

    I want someone to puncture Maynard’s larynx, to fracture daicos’ spleen and cause numerous broken bones and bruising to other bodies

    Have at them Dees

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    7 minutes ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

    Tracc is rattled by Collingwood

    he’s rattled by his own [censored] kicking and poor disposals. How does he get his confidence back?

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    Just now, demon3165 said:

    People blaming umpires are clearly not watching the game and the diabolical football skills and lack of ability to think through a situation.

    Nobody is saying we aren’t [censored]. We’re just saying the umpires are [censored] too.

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    we're having a dip

    but our skills are no good

    our handballing in particular is terrible

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    Jeremy Howe injured, couldn’t have happened to a better person!

    All we need is Maynard to get stretchered off and this may as well be a W.

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    Just now, demon3165 said:

    People blaming umpires are clearly not watching the game and the diabolical football skills and lack of ability to think through a situation.

    Or maybe they are still not over the Kings bday game which was a blatant display of cheating by the maggots in the history of footy. So there's that.

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    4 minutes ago, DeeSince73 said:

    #17 just punched petty in the guts. Play on.

    Saw that too. If it was May it would be 4 weeks. Not a single comment from he commentators

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    1 minute ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

    Or maybe they are still not over the Kings bday game which was a blatant display of cheating by the maggots in the history of footy. So there's that.

    This poster gets it

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    Pies out working us is the real issue. They flood back to defend, then spread. Until we rediscover gut running- we are complete frauds

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    Just now, Wells 11 said:

    he’s rattled by his own [censored] kicking and poor disposals. How does he get his confidence back?

    If he’s still on our list next year, start him in the 2’s. Make him earn it. Though I could say that for at least half a dozen of our players

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    Just now, GS_1905 said:

    16 to 7 scoring shots. No way on earth can we keep this up without some major changes.

    8 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

    The umpiring has absolutely turned this game

    Nope

    Melbourne's ****house disposal is 1st

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