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GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn

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10 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Howie asked for Lewis to give us a run down on Fritz’s hair routine later. Stay tuned. Thrilling stuff.

Not sure anyone should be asking Lewis about hair routines.

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    And yet we can't give any one of Kentfield, Mentha or Jefferson a run in the seniors at the most opportune time.

     

    This is comfortably the worst game we have played in more than a decade


    Just now, Bates Mate said:

    Time to turn it off.

    Done haha. Not worth it.

    How many of our kicks have been smothered?

     

    It is actually sad watching Petracca and Oliver atm. I am just lost for words.

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    Sicily just pushed Clarry over after the goal and the umpire seriously went to him and asked him not to do it again.

    Just pay the free!!!!

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    Have we ever looked so disinterested… it’s pretty awful to watch.

    Trac sprays it not bothering to look for options. Should Langford give him a spray?

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    I can live with this.

    Much rather see the Dogs not make it and Collingwood slip out of top 4. They are the real scalp I want to inflict maximum pain. A Gold Coast, Hawthorn or GWS Elimination final with the injuries they have could see them straight out of finals.


    Just now, Stiff Arm said:

    Trac sprays it not bothering to look for options. Should Langford give him a spray?

    No but culley should had, he was free in the pocket

    1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

    Sicily just pushed Clarry over after the goal and the umpire seriously went to him and asked him not to do it again.

    Just pay the free!!!!

    It's a two division league. HQ favourites and District 12.

    There’s some shining light.

    Over the last 3 or 4 games it looks like Oliver has his appetite back.

    Something from the wreck, maybe.

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    Not watching but why can't we stop their uncontested marking? Wonder if it's the 6 day break.

     
    2 minutes ago, BDA said:

    Our disposal is putrid

    That’s putting it very nicely!


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