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i thought we would show some fire for Clarry's 200th

really poor so far. not many positives i'm afraid

can we just have a crack in the second half and show that we care

please

 

What a atrocious quarter.

Same [censored] game plan where we are constantly bombing it to our smalls heads.

I dont think ive seen a more worse skill level for an AFL club such as Melbourne.

Makes me sick we have another year of this Goody rubbish

You know, we’d be a lot better if our skills were a lot better. And intensity, and consistency etc.

 
2 minutes ago, Random Task said:

Guess we're going to make Moir look like a superstar tonight

It's always a no name potato who kicks multiple goals on us.

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Kill me

Watching this is like clawing your eyes out with a blunt spoon

Please give me your blunt spoon Jaded


1 minute ago, Fanatique Demon said:

Jefferson wouldn’t get a kick on me. And I’m 74 with a broken ankle.

Are you free next week?

Well we've played our two big forward hopes now in Jvr and Jeffo and I fear the jury is in.

Not good.

Unwatchable....completely Unwatchable.

Good luck getting new members and sponsors to back this

What a sorry state this team has become.

Bar a few individual efforts they are nowhere near competitive. Even against mediocre teams

 

whilst the last 3 premiers are challenging we are rebuilding and have gone back 10 years, what a joke we are & just accept Goodwin BS , good luck with membership with him selling the same bs rinse & repeat & another bottom 6 finish


All psychological with Jeff. He gets to the right spots and has had what, 7 shots at goal in the last game and a half.

Needs to start taking his chances obviously but I'm less concerned about him now than I was 4 months ago.

Edit: yes he is having a mare of a first half.

Edited by Random Task

Just now, Previously known as LITD. said:

I'm turning this garbage off

So too

Windsor

Chin

Oliver

Jvr

And a few others for sure.

Oliver’s been okay tonight, chin has a decent season, otherwise I’ve got nuttin.

Just now, BDA said:

i thought we would show some fire for Clarry's 200th

really poor so far. not many positives i'm afraid

can we just have a crack in the second half and show that we care

please

Yep, the fire is lit from an 💩 hole, and it stinks.


Tunnelling by Carlton - fee to them, goal.

Bloody hell - one could imagine that umpires have some ulterior motive?

Some talk about punting during the week - how widespread is it?

Genuinely uncoachable.

Every kick a turnover

30+ turnovers

dropped sitters, missed easy kicks, pathetic game style

No change to the game plan

Anyone at this club that finds this acceptable has absolutely NFI

Just now, Devil In Disguise said:

Disgusting they can stick their membership next season absolute rabble.

Yep. When people start to not renew memberships they might actually do something. As it's been the last few years they haven't been bothered. Quite a few players as well could take some pay cuts. A few would be lucky to find another club.

Coaches can all go

2 minutes ago, adonski said:

Picket Fence has announced a 1 week sabbatical from Demonland

Yeah well PLENTY have been BOG ORDINARY!

18 minutes ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

Need more from Max.

What’s your plan when Maxy leaves?

He’s always our X factor. No other answers we have.


Just now, Stinger said:

Oliver’s been okay tonight, chin has a decent season, otherwise I’ve got nuttin.

Gotta say, I haven’t seen too much from Clarry. But, I’m trying not to watch as well.

I’ll take your word…

Goalless quarter against a dog**** team. I expected a bit more fire for Clarrys 200th. What a disappointment that half was.

Cmon Dees wake up for [censored] sake!!

 
Just now, Stinger said:

Oliver’s been okay tonight, chin has a decent season, otherwise I’ve got nuttin.

Windsor has looked a bit more like himself.

Unfortunately, so have some of the others ... Tholstrup, Jefferson, Sharp.

1 minute ago, Random Task said:

All psychological with Jeff. He gets to the right spots and has had what, 7 shots at goal in the last game and a half.

Needs to start taking his chances obviously but I'm less concerned about him now than I was 4 months ago.

Edit: yes he is having a mare of a first half.

He looks great... until he doesn't. Gets to position and wins some great ball. Even okay defensively. It is definitely mental for the kid. But the league is brutal. He is literally costing us costing opportunities. It is not good enough.


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