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First this was disappointing.

Then frustrating.

Then infuriating.

And now it's just boring.

Sorry but we should be well and truly in front.

Still a chance but it's hard to be positive with this type of kicking.


 

20 behinds in 8 minutes can we do it


Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Laurie back to Casey, good reserves player

Needs to be delisted. Has never shown any AFL level qualities.

Petty is [censored] lazy. Just about done with him too.

2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

What time do you want me over??

soon as possible fence

i hate to cry, I mean drink alone

Why we keep selling our home games ? Collingwood doesn't , fed up watching us give up points playing on a suburban/regional town!!!

Edited by Demonsone

Quite possibly a career worst game from Pickett.


AAAARRRGGGHHH

Goal Kicking is absolutely putrid

Amateur Standards Simon…

I cannot watch this garbage 🗑️

The number of times today we've handballed to a player who gets tackled straight away is up there with our misses.

Still time.

We have kicked:

1.9

in the second half

Sack them all


Daicos will get 50 uncontested possesions next week!

19 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:
11 minutes ago, Coobs said:

We are a bottom four club who caught fire for a month

Nah that’s BS. We are not bottom 4 and won’t finish bottom 4 but we are clearly the worst kicks at goal in the league. Brings us down from being a possible finals team.

Edited by godees
Dunno how to get rid of the norm smith quote

 

We are seriously a bunch of pretenders since 2021. Just making up the numbers


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