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Caddy is giving ADHD energy. I love unpredictable players when they don’t play for us.

 
15 minutes ago, BDA said:

pathetic from the Lions

and this hurts us. i was expecting to go past Essendon in the ladder after this round.

get your act together Lions ffs

Maybe the Bears aren’t really that good?


15 minutes ago, BDA said:

pathetic from the Lions

and this hurts us. i was expecting to go past Essendon in the ladder after this round.

get your act together Lions ffs

Not over yet mate.

Go Lions. ( Ouch)

 
12 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Caddy is giving ADHD energy. I love unpredictable players when they don’t play for us.

Sadly looks like Essendon have recruited a very good player in Caddy.


1 minute ago, ANG13 said:

Sadly looks like Essendon have recruited a very good player in Caddy.

Yes and he’s fun to watch.

4 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Baby Bombers. Better recruiting after some dud years !!

Hopefully they go back to recruiting duds this year. Agree with you they look to have a couple of very good youngsters.


Lions have become a team that picks and chooses.

they've been very good the past 2 seasons but i reckon they are very beatable this year.

Blimey. That was too close. You cannot get above the scum of they keep winning. We needed the bears to win that. Keeps our season well alive. Go into the saints hard. We can Do it ! Is it going to be wet though

In keeping with the game at a time mantra we need Collingwood to have a big win over the Hawks. Could get us that little bit closer but it's a tough ask to catch 5 (Geelong) or 6 (Hawthorn) who both have a two game and a decent percentage break.

That leaves only 7 (Bulldogs) and 8 (GWS) as the only teams we can replace


The rational preference tonight is for Collingwood to win by about 100, and then be hit by dysentery.

In fact, a simple transfer of e. Coli. from one team to the other tonight would be ideal.

Sooooo Hawks V Pies

yeeeah.

Pies are top 4 locks so i guess we want Hawks to lose?

7 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Sooooo Hawks V Pies

yeeeah.

Pies are top 4 locks so i guess we want Hawks to lose?

Can't stand Horethorn, There are fewer &^%$ wits at Filth ATM, so I guess I'll be supporting them tonight (spew).

 

Can't stand either of these teams

hopefully they knock lumps out of each other

Can easily see Hawks sliding out of the 8. Which means I’m barracking for the filth tonight.

A decent shower needed after this one.


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