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Ok, lay off Brock's face will ya?

If anyone else has noticed, he's been noticably changing over the years (as teenagers /twenty-somethings tend to do) and he's getting better looking every year. I s'pose it'll still take years for him to shake the chatter because gossip is always well ahead or far behind reality, never in step with it.

Along the lines of Brad Johnson, it's a CHARISMATIC appearance even if it's not "tween-girl crush lets all draw hearts on our diary" stuff. An adult's face, one that people respect and warm to. Not a boy's pretty little soft-scrubbed bathed in milk face.

He'll look great at 30, and 90, too.

Mclean actually has just the right looks for a leader.

Seriously, how many captains have been pretty, other than at St. Kilda?

Barry Hall?

Lance Whitnall?

Warren Tredrea?

What does Richie Vandenberg look like? It's been so long since I've seen him I can't remember!

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Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Brock McLean once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Brock McLean kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

Brock McLean does not sleep. He waits.

Brock McLean has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

Brock McLean does not go hunting... Brock McLean goes killing.

I have about a million of those thanks to a Chuck Norris email someone sent me. Pffft... Chuck Norris wishes he was as good as Brock McLean! :lol:

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make Brocky captain

and have but one team order !!

TAKE NO PRISONERS !! :-)

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u just gotta love our brocky! i still remember we were getting bucketloads of critisim for getting brock in the draft and everyone was saying he has no improvement, too slow wont make the grade! times change soo quick...

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u just gotta love our brocky! i still remember we were getting bucketloads of critisim for getting brock in the draft and everyone was saying he has no improvement, too slow wont make the grade! times change soo quick...

C'mon man, wouldn't you prefer Kane Tenace?

:lol:

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This thread is fantastic......

I should thank you guys for making me laugh, and given the troubles I have at the moment that is a great, and much appreciated achievement.

Although I am not sure if I should be just a little jealous of all the action Jaded seems to be getting ;) :D !!!

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An adult's face, one that people respect and warm to. Not a boy's pretty little soft-scrubbed bathed in milk face.

You mean like Ricky Petterd.

As James Brayshaw said the other day.... He looks like he belongs in a Harry Potter movie.

Oh, and Jaded...

Brock McLean is the same as a Diaper.... It sucks when either hits you in the face.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks the closet for Brock McLean.

Brock McLean doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Brock McLean.

Brock McLean counted to infinity... twice.

Brock McLean once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

And one more for the road...

Brock McLean isn't hung like a horse..... horses are hung like Brock McLean.

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You mean like Ricky Petterd.

As James Brayshaw said the other day.... He looks like he belongs in a Harry Potter movie.

Oh, and Jaded...

Brock McLean is the same as a Diaper.... It sucks when either hits you in the face.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks the closet for Brock McLean.

Brock McLean doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Brock McLean.

Brock McLean counted to infinity... twice.

Brock McLean once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

And one more for the road...

Brock McLean isn't hung like a horse..... horses are hung like Brock McLean.

GOLD!! :D :lol::lol::lol:

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i love it, i cannot think of a player that has been loved as much in such a little amount of time (51 games) than the champ called chooka!

queen c dont be jealous, lets get him sleep with as many chicks as he can so we can have a team of brock mclean jnrs!

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