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6 minutes ago, Sydee said:

Our recent record against the Swans hasn't been great so despite them having some a few regulars missing we should not expect this game to be easy.

I went to see the Swans against Carlton last week at the SCG.

They don't bat that deep atm imo so if you can nullify a few key playmakers, we should win.

Heeney and Warner are probably the big threats so hopefully Viney and I suspect Clarry can keep them under wraps - both are super dangerous inside F50.

Blakey creates a lot of rebound in their D50 and I thought the Blues did a decent job of blocking his usual handball receives which robbed him of the chance to do too much damage.

3 hours ago, picket fence said:

I had a bad dream, I sense an upset!

Still have nightmares the time when Adam Goodes tore us apart.

But as Binman pointed out some of their killer forwards are out. And some have had poor seasons. Not unlike our forward line except it's come to life, especially last week.

I'm keen to see how it goes today. I'm predicting Kozzie to have a big day in what I understand to be fine conditions. And of course, see what some of the young ones do.

If we play like last week we will definitely win.

 
4 hours ago, At the break of Gawn said:

I actually think this could be out biggest win of the season so far. Syd have improved their game but they can't score and they have some big outs. We'll be full of confidence after last week so I think we'll win easily here.

Dees by 41.

I'd reckon that our 'young' brigade will really stand up and be counted, in this game. Their experience(s) have grown, they have checked the videos of their weaknesses, then assimilated 'learnings' into progressive contributions to date. Should be a very pleasing opportunity to knock the Swans were it hurts, and I just love the bench line-up to help out.

 
10 minutes ago, Sydee said:

Heeney and Warner are probably the big threats so hopefully Viney and I suspect Clarry can keep them under wraps - both are super dangerous inside F50.

If we're relying on Viney today then we're in trouble

2 minutes ago, Maximum said:

If we're relying on Viney today then we're in trouble

ooops sorry thought he was back 😄


2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I’ll be watching from a classy bar in Pattaya in the company of esteemed Demonlander @Sir Why You Little !

What could possibly go wrong?

Dees by 27 points !

And …. a big one from Clarrie!

Be careful over there. I got mugged in Pattaya in 1986. I was drinking with locals then I woke up several hours later minus a few hundred $$.

29 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I’ll be watching from a classy bar in Pattaya in the company of esteemed Demonlander @Sir Why You Little !

What could possibly go wrong?

Dees by 27 points !

And …. a big one from Clarrie!

A 'classy' bar in Pattaya. Is there a 2nd Pattaya I don't know about?

31 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

Be careful over there. I got mugged in Pattaya in 1986. I was drinking with locals then I woke up several hours later minus a few hundred $$.

Isn't there folklore about people waking up without a kidney?

 

Clarry or Viney going to Warner? and/or Heeny if they swap during the game.

Big opportunity today to build momentum for the rest of the fast moving season.

Lawn mowed 👍🏻

Swimming pool cleaned 👍🏻

Vegemite Sandwiches & Tim tams packed 👍🏻

Scarves packed 👍🏻

Walking to the station now

Agree with Binman… if we take our chances and kick straight, we will win !!! If our goalkicking is shizzzzen, then not !!!


4 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Lawn mowed 👍🏻

Swimming pool cleaned 👍🏻

Vegemite Sandwiches & Tim tams packed 👍🏻

Scarves packed 👍🏻

Walking to the station now

Agree with Binman… if we take our chances and kick straight, we will win !!! If our goalkicking is shizzzzen, then not !!!

My day this far

Breakfast eaten

Book read

Coffee drank

Swim in pool coming up

Pressuring management to ensure the wifi doesn’t let me down

Getting partner to pressure management wifi doesn’t let us down

Checking with management wifi is really humming

Holidays are stressful!!

50 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I’ll be watching from a classy bar in Pattaya in the company of esteemed Demonlander @Sir Why You Little !

What could possibly go wrong?

Dees by 27 points !

And …. a big one from Clarrie!

I’ve never seen the words “classy” and “Pattaya” used in the same sentence before. You are a pioneer Bitts. Enjoy your day.

1 hour ago, Sydee said:

Our recent record against the Swans hasn't been great so despite them having some a few regulars missing we should not expect this game to be easy.

I went to see the Swans against Carlton last week at the SCG.

They don't bat that deep atm imo so if you can nullify a few key playmakers, we should win.

Heeney and Warner are probably the big threats so hopefully Viney and I suspect Clarry can keep them under wraps - both are super dangerous inside F50.

Blakey creates a lot of rebound in their D50 and I thought the Blues did a decent job of blocking his usual handball receives which robbed him of the chance to do too much damage.

Viney not playing ...

I am really looking forward to this game. A beautiful day for my walk to the Mcg. Very handy living in Richmond. I will go to the Hassett Room for couple of beers before the game, and then go to my reserved seat.

It will be interesting to see if we kick better for goal with windy conditions.

Could Rivers get a role on Heeney?

It would be lovely to see us do something similar to what the Timberwolves are doing to OKC right now.


26 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Isn't there folklore about people waking up without a kidney?

CFs muggers put their kids through med school?

Edited by DiscoStu17

Expecting to take this game out quite easily, and I now believe that the non nomination of Tommy is a ruse.

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I’ll be watching from a classy bar in Pattaya in the company of esteemed Demonlander @Sir Why You Little !

What could possibly go wrong?

Dees by 27 points !

And …. a big one from Clarrie!

why are you 2 degenerates in a classy bar?

5 minutes ago, BDA said:

why are you 2 degenerates in a classy bar?

Well the bar has electricity and a fridge!!


53 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Lawn mowed 👍🏻

Swimming pool cleaned 👍🏻

Vegemite Sandwiches & Tim tams packed 👍🏻

Scarves packed 👍🏻

Walking to the station now

Agree with Binman… if we take our chances and kick straight, we will win !!! If our goalkicking is shizzzzen, then not !!!

Hope we do have a win - it would make your tim-tams even more special - one per goal!

34 minutes ago, bluey said:

Expecting to take this game out quite easily, and I now believe that the non nomination of Tommy is a ruse.

34 minutes ago, bluey said:

Expecting to take this game out quite easily, and I now believe that the non nomination of Tommy is a ruse.

Yew Betcha!

1 hour ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Lawn mowed 👍🏻

Swimming pool cleaned 👍🏻

Vegemite Sandwiches & Tim tams packed 👍🏻

Scarves packed 👍🏻

Walking to the station now

Agree with Binman… if we take our chances and kick straight, we will win !!! If our goalkicking is shizzzzen, then not !!!

Winter veggies planted 👍

Chooks given a run in sun 👍

Dog [censored] picked up and binned 👍

I’m all good to go too.

 

Grand Old Flag just played at the final siren!

What a win

In Albury

Port Melbourne has beaten GWS and is banging on the door of the Top 10

Now let’s hear it played later this arvo at the MCG

(Very handy having the only them song without the clubs name in it 🤓)

Go Dee’s

Edited by Bigred

6 hours ago, chookrat said:

Max Gawn to win the coin toss again.

anyone got actual numbers on how many hes won this year? genuinely think ive only seen him miss one or two coin tosses so far


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