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WTF – only one game in Melbourne next week?

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So the pies and the Hawks are the only game in town next week?

And they wonder why they alone regularly get 80,000 to a game?

Where the hell are people supposed to go?

Edited by DiscoStu17

 
 

Only 1 game in Melbourne, but was never in doubt it would be Collingwood.

Edited by SPC

1 hour ago, SPC said:

Only 1 game in Melbourne, but was never in doubt it would be Collingwood.

their fans come out

last week along they had just shy of 70k vs the crom


11 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

their fans come out

last week along they had just shy of 70k vs the crom

With a combined iq of 70 😁

 

49 minutes ago, BDA said:

burn down the MGC

I’m in!!! …

But struggling to find it on Google Maps.

10 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

how about the red centre

You stumping up for airfare and accomm?

Amazing innovations like this are the reasons executives at AFL House get the big bucks.

Anyway, my agents in the MCG cleaning and maintenance teams have been instructed to block all the toilets as they finish their friday day shift, and then switch their phones off.

By the end of the game, you wont be able to tell the crowd apart.

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The more I read ‘Where the hell are people supposed to go?’, the more I laugh.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay


I'm visiting Melbourne for my father's birthday next weekend, but annoyingly we won't have a game to attend and celebrate at! Ah well, guess the season isn't over yet...

We’ve had Gather Round

Now it’s Scatter Round

There would be two if Melbourne didn't sell a game interstate so we're implicated in this as well.

Edited by Supermercado

Its a bye Round and a National Competition, I dont see what the problem is.

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