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1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Might get him on a flogger.. MY flogger, and I’ll take it easy up the back of the bay. 😁

Good idea, GW!

I think this could be revolutionary in cheer squads.

The use of the INTERCHANGE!

We need you to be fresh at 3/4 time, and bring them home with a big last quarter. Maybe give the players a bit of your Red Bull at 3/4 time as well. Are they allowed to have Red Bull?

Hope you all have a great day.👍

 
3 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

I haven’t spoken to my mother in law for eighteen months, I really don’t like to interrupt her.

My mother in law returns from Perth today at Game time. Surprised I got a leave pass to go to the footy. She is a lovely old duck who is always welcome to visit. Wife will pick her up. I expect she will be on time, we only got her broom serviced before she left.

 

Almost 5-1 onna two horse race unbelievable !!


28 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

My mother in law returns from Perth today at Game time. Surprised I got a leave pass to go to the footy. She is a lovely old duck who is always welcome to visit. Wife will pick her up. I expect she will be on time, we only got her broom serviced before she left.

Ha..thanks Left foot snap...I a needed a good chuckle.

Is it rechargeable? Gotta keep an eye on some of those batteries overheating

2 hours ago, Maldonboy38 said:

Viney out is a huge loss, so their mids are going to be difficult to stop, or break even.

I remain unconvinced about AJ, but I hope he can prove me wrong.

And I have my moans, groans, swearing, ranting and head rubbing all prepared for the goal kicking.

Unfortunately, we are hosting a baby shower for my daughter and I am on BBQ duties. Having adult daughters can be very very cruel sometimes.

Not having footy loving adult daughters is cruel*

I’d never ever do that! Always work around our dees! That’s why I had my son in January last year. Have to be smart haha

4 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Ha..thanks Left foot snap...I a needed a good chuckle.

Is it rechargeable? Gotta keep an eye on some of those batteries overheating

No, I think she still has to pedal!! 😂

 
11 hours ago, picket fence said:

10 goal losss coming up!

Pretty close. Your lenience is just apparent.


2 minutes ago, Deemania since 56 said:

Pretty close. Your lenience is just apparent.

There’s no way we’re going to lose this. Brisbane are a shadow of GF day. Thee shall not panic!!

5 minutes ago, Demongirl35 said:

Not having footy loving adult daughters is cruel*

I’d never ever do that! Always work around our dees! That’s why I had my son in January last year. Have to be smart haha

Hi DG35, I have one of each. Ironically it's my daughter that is footy keen and my son doesn't like it all. Sadly into USA basketball with all its boring round ball predictably and running back and forth. No tackles, banana kicks and speckies .

He plays the B.b. so I I try to understand. Oh the heartache. I'll have to work hard with his son if he has one, to ensure the family misery of MFC support is passed on as my father did for me.

The father daughter days at the Mcg have been some of my fondest memories with my beautiful daughter.

For some of us blokes that find it difficult to talk or relate to daughters at times, footy is a great bonding experience. As it for a lot of families.

I don't get how families can do the same at Soccer in the UK with it's hooligan elements. I've watched it on occasion and while sometimes exciting, I don't think this game game is enthralling enough to maintain the crowd's focus enough. Hence the agro. Or some other reason beyond comprehension . So we are lucky in this country to have such a great sport and culture of civility. Well most of the time.

Aussie Aussie Aussie.

Go Dees

I don’t expect our record as “Narrm” to improve.

But it would be good to see AJ & Petty kick 4 each, even if we lose. I just want AJ to make an impact, so we don’t have to rush JVR or try Jeffo again.

Also clarry had a big game here last year, I’d love to see a repeat so he can stick up those [censored] on that gutter trash AFL media morning show!!


49 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

We've just drifted from $5.10 to $5.75 in 30 minutes. Any late outs?

The bookies momentarily forgot about our last quarters until Demonlanders reminded them.

12 minutes ago, clarrypetracca135 said:

fritta sub

I like it. It's telling Bailey you aren't getting dropped yet but you must go on & contribute

6 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

OMac a late out for Bris.

They're bringing in the Premiership ruckman Darcy Fort.

I'll be pleased to see Rayner and Zorko's faces rubbed into the Gabba turf numerous times.

Time for the Dees to stand up and be counted.


Just now, Demonsone said:

Fritsch sub what have we become a bottom 4 side

And its senior players like Fritsch that are to blame.

1 minute ago, Demonsone said:

Fritsch sub what have we become a bottom 4 side

Sadly.... exactly that

 

All I want to see is Hipworth exposed for the fraud footballer he is!


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