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Don't want to hear anyone ever again question the selection of Melksham. He changes the whole team for the better and is almost single-handedly holding the forward line together.

 

Who’s more of a [censored] Kane corns or Will Schofield?

The bias of Will is so gross. Emotionally banging on about Melks mark “being weeks”

Bo Allan shows literally zero eyes for the ball full swinging arm into Viney and we hear crickets from the cockroach

2 minutes ago, deegirl said:

Imagine having that head and saying to your barber ‘please emphasize the size of my gigantic cranium’

Keep the mullet thick and make it cover and stick to what little neck I have.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 

Is there any chance we can occasionally look for a the odd 45 instead of playing skinny off HB almost always.

Just a few times to mix it up and take them on through the middle.

I know we're playing it safe and using Max down the line etc but crikey. So predictable.


 

Great 3rd quarter, controlled the footy and scored from transition.

Please keep this up on the 4th Dees.

Windsor, Turner, Melk stood up big time.


1 minute ago, bing181 said:

Don't want to hear anyone ever again question the selection of Melksham. He changes the whole team for the better and is almost single-handedly holding the forward line together.

He's the only one that assesses and doesn't just automatically roll out and play on, then kick blindly to the hot zone or worse, just an empty paddock or to the line where it's easily knocked over

8 minutes ago, jules7 said:

Pavlich has no bloody idea, he is so biased towards the WA teams, absolutely atrocious.

He knows which side his bread is buttered, that's for sure.


What the heck is that commentator still going on about with the Melksham, McGovern thing, but not a word about the head high hit to Viney?

43 minutes ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

Relax everyone, we’re gonna smoke these dorks in the second half. Albo 2025 election style.

(Eagles = Dutton).

Called it.

I’m the Antony Green of Demonland tonight. We’re also gonna bust the q4 malarkey tonight, too.

Gonna bring this home in a romp.

(Like Albo)


Gawn 3 votes

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

He is a champion

My captain My leader

But …

Outs. Fritsch and Spargo

Both are super disappointing

Anyone with heart can be added in

Edited by spirit of norm smith
U

 
6 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Keep the mullet thick and make it cover and stick to what little neck I have.

Or comb the mullet over his face.


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