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NON-MFC: Round 08

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3 first rounders for Bolton, eh?

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    8 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    I sometimes get a kind of gastro reaction to certain smells, like badly burnt toast or that acrid black smoke that comes if low smoke-point oils go into a too-hot wok. Like clockwork, three separate urgent trips to the bathroom in the space of 20-30 minutes, and then everything fine again.

    Anyhoo.

    Just thought I'd help take people's mind off this game.

    That is some quality comedy.

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    14 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    I sometimes get a kind of gastro reaction to certain smells, like badly burnt toast or that acrid black smoke that comes if low smoke-point oils go into a too-hot wok. Like clockwork, three separate urgent trips to the bathroom in the space of 20-30 minutes, and then everything fine again.

    Anyhoo.

    Just thought I'd help take people's mind off this game.

    Coffee for me every time LG. I have to know where the nearest WC is before I buy one if I'm out somewhere.

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    If it’s a choice between LJ coming back or keeping Kozzie, the choice is an extremely easy one for mine.

    For all of his talent, Luke rarely influences games.

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    Just now, Demon Disciple said:

    If it’s a choice between LJ coming back or keeping Kozzie, the choice is an extremely easy one for mine.

    For all of his talent, Luke rarely influences games.

    Watch LJ's footwork during the miracle minute compared to his footwork now. Chalk and cheese.

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    I'm glad Freo are getting thumped. Fast becoming one of my least liked clubs.

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    Absolute master class from Ross tonight using the sleeper hold in the first half then ye olde pile driver in the second

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    This will be St Kilda's high water mark of the season.

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    Who’d want to go to Freo?

    Hahahahaha

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    6 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Coffee for me every time LG. I have to know where the nearest WC is before I buy one if I'm out somewhere.

    The traditional Vietnamese drip coffee is sphinctal anxiety in a cup for me.

    Which is unfortunate given my now copious connections to Vietnam and the fact that the circumstances where choices are limited that way are also the moments where emergency WC (Bathroom, not Eagles) access is not reliable.

    Freo have spent the whole of tonight looking like their most immediate concern is indeed the nearest bathroom.

    The top 8 really is open for any team which gets some consistency in their game.

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    34 minutes ago, gs77 said:

    3 first rounders for Bolton, eh?

    He was horrific tonight night. It was way over the top for a player known to have games like this. His best and worst are miles apart.

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    We can all be bemused by the Shockers tonight. They got unequivocally dacked.

    They still managed one thing we haven't all season.

    Kick 3 goals in the last...

    Let that sink in.

    We really have to do better.

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    Saints playing an impressive version of the gamestyle Goody is trying to instill in us.

    We play the Saints twice on way home, huge games to come.

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    1 hour ago, PaulRB said:

    Saints playing an impressive version of the gamestyle Goody is trying to instill in us.

    We play the Saints twice on way home, huge games to come.

    I dread to think how boring those games will be

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