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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Essendon

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Henderson is [censored]. Tholstrup straight in next week for him if match fit.

 
 

Where is Oliver?

Relax everyone

we’re winning the inside 50’s

not sure how long i can keep watching this dribble


Have to feel for Tom McDonald. An entire career playing dour defensive roles in garbage teams, with 3 good years of football in the middle there. At least he got that flag.

 
Just now, seventyfour said:

Henderson is [censored]. Tholstrup straight in next week for him if match fit.

And of course casey have a bye this week so Kolt can't build match fitness.


Find a [censored] man and stop this chip, chip [censored].

What does Henderson offer to this team?

3 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Yes, turning it over

He has in the past but tonight he hasn’t.


He has coached out every ounce of contest & defence, it’s amateurish what he’s done! I don’t blame Trac if he says I want out we are deplorable ..Green do the right thing as president or club is about to enter 2012 Neeld era

Just glad we sent the strongest possible message by backing everyone in. Goody and Happy Clapper master class.

We have a small forward line, but a small forward line with Melksham and Fritsch means it isn't really going to be locking the ball in there.

2 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

He has in the past but tonight he hasn’t.

At least 2 unforced errors a kick and a handball


Setterfield is killing it right now. Playing Oliver tight at stoppages and then breaks away immediately. He has 11 touches to Oliver's 6

Just now, Sesto said:

Just glad we sent the strongest possible message by backing everyone in. Goody and Happy Clapper master class.

Yeah, nothing makes you work harder at your job than knowing your position is safe no matter how poorly you perform. 🤮

 

Rounds 1 - 3 losses put down to key players missing.

Round 4 was all Selwyn’s fault.

What will it be tonight?

29 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Go away Filth Person…

i'm a perceptive supporter not a 'die hard' because why would i die hard when they persisted with Goodwin when it was clear that he was not allowing the best of our players. we recruited Nate Jones of all people to coach, with no coaching credentials, purely on sentiment, and we arguably did the same with Brad Green.
When we had Roffey who was a great President because she offered something different. Green and Jones are Fanboys and they are not football intellects wide-armed person people (as Roffey was).

I don't wish to pile [censored] on Melbourne, but I'm trying to have a perceptive and critical discussion about it.

Unfortunately for you I have developed a soft spot for Collingwood because even though many of they're supporters are horrible, the club has a spirit that wouldn't allow pure sentiment to cloud their vision for their prosperity and the welfare of the players.

That being said, my line of reasoning is much more caring to our players than supporters who just say "great we have Nate Jones coaching and Goodwin still there, fantastic!" without seeing how catastrophic this has been for the welfare and prosperity of kids like Petracca and the younger echelon of Rivers etc. who are trying to live full and unhindered footballing careers

You Go Away, youve probably got no guts to stand up for what this club needs.


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