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GAMEDAY: Rd 03 vs Gold Coast

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Centre clearances 13 to 4 against

Good job Jonesy

Bathwater in short supply at Melbourne

 
 

TRADE CLAYTON OLIVER - Done

TRADE JACK VINEY - Done.

Oh and let’s play our best player at full forward all day while we get smacked.

Hmm. So what could John Longmire do with this list for 3 years? Or what could a 1st time coach do rebuilding this list for draft picks, come 2029 and beyond ? Bit of an existential footy question. Only thoughts I have watching this tripe

Edited by John Demonic


Petty in the forward line again???? Says it all PARK ME🤮

We are horrible. No skills. No run. Nothing

Wow, JVR took his first mark for the day.

and 2 kicks to his name now.

Pity we are in the last quarter

 
1 minute ago, picket fence said:

Petty in the forward line again???? Says it all PARK ME🤮

Is Fritsch playing in the backline?

How bad has fritch been? What the heck is going on with this team??!! Fritch can’t continue to be picked in the best 22 can he?


32 minutes ago, At Least I Saw a Flag said:

My biggest is only putting $40 on Gold Coast

This week 132.50 for 230. You know where the free money comes from in future weeks. It's the only way. At the line or Head to Head is the only way that makes the weekend bearable.

My 41 week pregnant GF in labour would be a better option of Half Back than Rivers or Salem at the moment.

8 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

It's alright the Suns will always be a failure on the field and off the field.

Weren’t we supposed to have a vested interest in GC making finals?

17-34 Clearances

Sadly Mr Jones is not the right Midfield Coach


Just now, Doug Reemer said:

My 41 week pregnant GF in labour would be a better option of Half Back than Rivers or Salem at the moment.

Salem should have been traded long time ago.

Anyone else still watching this??

Just now, Doug Reemer said:

My 41 week pregnant GF in labour would be a better option of Half Back than Rivers or Salem at the moment.

Your grandfather is in labour 😮😮??

Edited by monoccular


2 minutes ago, Doug Reemer said:

My 41 week pregnant GF in labour would be a better option of Half Back than Rivers or Salem at the moment.

good luck DR. hope all goes well !🤙

5 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

Hmm. So what could John Longmire do with this list for 3 years? Or what could a 1st time coach do rebuilding this list for draft picks, come 2029 and beyond ? Bit of an existential footy question. Only thoughts I have watching this tripe

I'm not sure he could handle the frustration of this club

Why is May playing 10 metres ahead of the guy he's 10cm shorter than when he has a strength advantage

 

Smartest thing I’ve done this season is back the Suns to beat us by 60+.

Dumbest thing is I only put $10 on it at 16-1


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